So stop posting serious/real shit in there. It's just wrong and it makes things not funny. I want funny damn it.

I haven't looked at any U2 related content on this site in ages!

There's so much more to this site than U2 these days.

Anybody want to bring me up to date so I don't have to wade through WTAHNN??

Moo was the first cat my family adopted. She was the cat who changed my dad from "over my dead body will a cat come into this house" into the primary care giver for our cats. Moo was old even when she was a kitten. She loved to be brushed and she was always up to chasing a string. Moo came into my life when I was a freshman in high school. We grew up together. I missed her when I went away to college but she was always there for me when I came home. Moo was a talker; she...

Yeah, that's right, I'll admit it. I saw Bon Jovi last night at the United Center. I bought the tickets as part of a x-mas gift for my sister. I almost forgot about the show until last weekend.

I'm just going to put it right out there and say it was a great show. One of the very first cassette tapes I bought with my own money was Slippery When Wet. I've always been a casual fan. I thought going to the show with my sister would be a fun thing to do. I'm glad we decided to...

Okay, I live in a townhouse. My garage and driveway are connected to the people who live next to me. Our driveways are not on an incline b/c of the way the townhouses are situated in my neighborhood. Here's my deal with my neighbors. Almost every single night they set up camp on our driveways. Coolers, bags, chairs, radio, the whole works. Everytime I want to go in or out of my garage I have to wait for these losers to move their crap. wtf?! It's not a huge deal but it's a hassle everytime...

So my sister's apartment was broken in to and robbed today. Thousands of dollars in the form of purses (from crappy $12 ones to prada, coach, louis vuitton to channel), jewelry (costume jewelery to Tiffany), sunglasses(prada, channel), computer, perfume, clothing, dvd players, and digital cameras. And that's what her roommate could come up with off the top of her head.

She walked in about 5 this afternoon and found the door unlocked. As she walked by my sister's bedroom...

how many of the criminally stupid manage to put together a thought and post.

and then some are even so pathetic to think that they are witty.

I was reminded today why I hate Cubs fans: so many of them are total douchebags. Example, the chick with the "AJ had it coming" t-shirt today. Please, even if AJ did have it coming one of the team's best players is going to be suspended for at least 5 games, probably 10, and this is something to celebrate b/c "AJ had it coming." Right. Good one.

To all the cub jersey popping assholes at the game today chanting "Scooooore...

Torino was fantastic. I'll write more when I'm not so tired. here's a few of my favorite pictures from the trip.





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Off to Itlay. See ya in 10 days.

Ciao bitches.

Why am I surrounded by these people lately? People who don't know how to deal with people. I don't know which is worse, working for someone who is socially retarded or dealing with them in my personal life. At least on a personal level I can talk to them about it. Unfortunatly I can't tell my boss to go fuck himself b/c he doesn't know how to talk to people. Seriously, sometimes life is uncomfortable and you have to deal with it.

At work these inept people are sending...

This will teach me to be up all hours of the night on my breaks.
Hopefully the tylenol pm will kick in soon. I couldn't sleep last night either. Too much on my mind. I need to start resolving some issues.
First day back at work was good. Didn't get tons done but it's enough to get me through the week. At least we have a half day on Wednesday and Monday off.
I'm starting to freak out about Torino. What the hell are my students going to do...

Yes, my dumb ass sat outside and watched a football game in 7 below zero weather.
I didn't think my legs would ever be warm again. It was so cold that my beer was freezing before I could drink it. That friggin cold people. I did spend half time in the ladies room under a heater. It was glorious. There were like, no women there. Only a few assholes like us. Lots of good looking guys though.
I had on: 1 short sleeved shirt, 2 long sleeved shirts, a North Face fleece,...

I am going to be sitting outside in below Zero weather.
Why? one might ask. Well, I am going to the Bears/Falcons game at Soldier Field.
BELOW FUCKING ZERO. I need my head examined. Where are my GA buddies for body heat?
It's a good thing I'm still on my front row concert high or I'd really, really, be dreading tonight. This all seemed like a good plan a few weeks ago, you know, one of those 'best week ever' plans.
Fly to St Louis, hang out with awesome...

Okay, I need to write down all my St Louis thoughts before I fall asleep and forget them all.
First off I have to say that seeing this show with interferencers really made for a great time.
My adventure began tuesday afternoon when I thought I was going to miss my flight b.c I was running so late getting to midway. Turns out my flight was delayed b/c an important lightbulb was burned out under the airplane. We had to wait an hour to get it fixed.
The flight...