She turned 91 earlier this week and just called to thank me for the flowers I sent. She told me all about her big day, having lunch at Knott's Berry Farm and not getting home until 7:30 (PM!) on her birthday! She's a wild woman

After some small talk, we had the following conversation:

Gram: "so I was hoping you could take me to the parade today"

Me: "what parade?"

Gram: "the big gay pride parade!"...