Oh dear. Bad week, bad few days. Saw Patti Smith in London yesterday which was, of course, amazing (and that, of course, is a hideous understatement.) Everyone's exams ended today, mine didn't. Found out I've done pretty shit on my English coursework (the only piece of work I've done for the duration of my time in college that I've actually bothered with, and had some sense of integrity about it, and was both a linguistic and thematic...

Leaving your kids who are 2 and 5 home alone at night because they nodded off and you decided to go for a walk and while you were walking, decided to get your nails done and didn't get home until three HOURS later = BAD


Leaving your 5 kids home alone with the world's shittiest in-ground pool improperly barricaded and therefore your 2 and 5 year old come very close to drowning because you had to go the gas station = BAD

Installing hidden cameras in the bedroom...

Just came back from a funeral.

Why the fuck do people want to have open caskets!?

I just do not understand this. I mean, this will be the last time you see that loved one and you want to engrave that image of them in that state?