I just heard about a bar near the beach (I think Newport Beach, Ca), that will do 2 for 1 drinks everytime there is a car chase being showned on TV...but once they catch the guy, the special is over....hilarious.
There been so much talk about this bar, that people have registered at www.pursuitalert.com so that when a chase is happenning, they get alerted by text messaging......only in LA.

I hate being accused of doing something I did not do.

My wife sent me this today...

GUY'S RULES

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all
down Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must
admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear"the rules"
from the female side. Now here are the rules from the
male side. These are our rules! Please note...these
are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat....

I went to the game last night, the Dodgers played the Washington Nationals for the first time, I had great field seats by 3rd base, good times!
I ended up wearing my Vertigo concert T-shirt and several people made comments about the show...it's funny that every time I wear a U2 shirt, this happens.
Dodgers Lost....too bad.

I was invited to a Bunko "party" last night and I had very low expectations from it....but when you get 18 people+liquor+food+alcohol+chips & salsa+beer+great conversations+Gentleman's Jack+sushi......well, you get the idea. I have to admit I had a blast...got home at 3 AM......tired.

I heard this one last night......

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?































Full.

55 minute drive home....Decisions, decisions.......

Yesterday, I found out that one of the top executives from the corporation I work for, will be leaving in a few days. Too bad.
I have worked for some incredible idiots, morons, unqualified, demeaning, unpersonable, stupid, untalented, kiss ass, "I'll suck your dick" for a promotion, individuals. I think we all have. This guy was a class act, period.
Loosing a person that is in charge of such an incredible position, is frightening, you can only hope that the succesor...

What do you call a black person that flies an airplane?
















Answer...a pilot, you racist pig!

* People that don't tip well or feel that they don't have to...
* Negative people...
* Putting gas in my truck...
* Having to "Ask" for someone to go to a U2 concert with..while I have tickets...
* People that let their children ride inside the car without seat belts, but THEY wear them...
* Loneliness...
* Dropping my Ipod...
* Not being recognized for doing a good job at something...
* Bad movies...
* Having to pay...

So we where waiting for the movie to start last night and this drunk lady (About 45+ yrs of age) starts a conversation with me and starts flirting!
Don't get me wrong, when a female gives you a compliment, it's one of the best things to happen to a guy (Remember this ladies!), but when she could be your older sister or worse your mother, it's kinda freaky.
To make things worse, she was there with her sister and her date!!!!!!
Hilarious.

Had a great day yesterday, worked early so that I could attend a special screening of "The interpreter" with Nicole Kidman and Sean Penn, it was very good!
After that, some friends from the mall and I, ended up going to have some Hef's at TGIF's next door....the place was crowded, like always.
Good times...