Poor bastard.

:rebel:





ok,ok,ok,sheesh

I'm off to Mexico for the weekend....actually until Monday.

Corona's+Lobster+chips+salsa+margaritas+flour tortillas+more beer=Good times.

be good.

The Bathtub Test Â

During Âa visit to the Âmental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do ÂÂ
you determine whether or not a patient should be Âinstitutionalized. Â

'Well,' said the ÂDirector, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer Âa Â
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask Âhim or her Âto empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I Âunderstand,' said the visitor. Â
'A normal person Âwould use the bucket because it's bigger than...

Espérons que ce ne sera pas facile.
Maintenant, je peux tige en français également.
Hahahahaha.

60 things you didn't know about me until you read this...

What is in the back of your car?
A bag full of Reebok shirts I need to return



When was the last time you threw up?
My 40th birthday party, this past September.



What color is your toothbrush?
Blue


Name one person that made you smile today?
My coworker Myriam



What were you doing at 8...

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.



He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."



The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent!" We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.


...

So I got tickets for the 4th Home game in the first round of the Lakers Playoff Series. Cool. However, these would be for the 7th game...............If necessary. yikes.
I got them for $60 each and now they are sellinng for at least $190 each!!!!


Should I sell them? or should I just wait to see if they go to seven games and attend it?
If I wait it out, I would get my money back. If I sell them, I could make them "NO returns/ No refunds"...

My District Manager is going through a very hard time in her family life right now, she almost lost her 4 year old do to a problem with her daughter's pancreas...complications that almost caused her to die this past Saturday. She has been a wreck (As I could only imagine) and she has been to her daughters side in the hospital for about 10 days straight.
To make things worse, my DM asked the doctor for the prognosis and he did hold back in telling her the truth....that she is "not...

Game 4...first round.
$142 for two tickets!

"Sleep
Sleep tonight
And may your dreams
Be realized
If the thunder cloud
Passes rain
So let it rain
Rain down on me
Mmm...mmm...mmm...
So let it be
Mmm...mmm...mmm...
So let it be
Sleep
Sleep tonight
And may your dreams
Be realized
If the thundercloud
Passes rain
So let it rain
Let it rain
Rain on me"


Remembering that...

Take this survey if you are over 18

Are you an adult?
Most days.

How old are you?
40...and a half

How old do you feel?
Mentally, 20....physically 40

Do you consider yourself a grown-up?
Absolutely


Do kids call you mr/miss/mrs?
nah, they call me "Dad"


Did you graduate high school?
yes


Did you go to...

*Beaches and Mountains about 40 minutes away from each other.
*In-N-Out Burger.
*Wearing sandals and shorts in February.
*San Diego
*U2 playing here about 3 or 4 times everytime they have a tour.
*Las Vegas just 3 1/2 hours away.
*Joshua Tree ..........the band
*Lakers
*Beach volleyball in Manhattan beach
*Las Brisas restaurant
*Temecula valley wineries.


(locals, add yours... )

Am I the last person here to know about this U2 song?!


I McPhail

So for the work trip to Miami this coming May, my Corporation is giving us a choice of an afternoon activity.
Here's my choices;

*18 Holes on the Gold Course (100 spaces)
*An afternoon at The Spa at the Doral (100 spaces)
*Jim McLean Golf School and 9 Holes (60 spaces)
*Catamaran with Snorkeling (40 spaces)
*Shopping on Lincoln Street
*None of the Above, I just want to do my own thing




This is at...