http://u2.interference.com/showpost....&postcount=800

I could go into detail, but I won't. Just having a craptastic day Think I'll go take a nice hot shower & have a good cry

Helpful solutions. Good luck.


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Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners:

1. Cashtration(n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax...

Out of curiousity...

When someone asks 'how are you', do you really want to know, or are you asking out of common courtesy? Does it depend who is doing the asking and/or what day/time it is? Would you prefer to hear "I'm fine", and be done, or do you want to hear the truth? Just curious as to what people think about this.

I know, for example, when I speak to my Mom, I'll generally tell her everything is fine. She is a worrier, and so if I even said I had a...

Top Ten Thoughts for 2008



Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.



Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.



Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.



Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJkFq4KFBU0

Very cool!

Found these on a site while surfing tonight...

George Carlin (1937-2008)
This is a voice that will surely be missed:

"The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot. And although I never forgot it, I never quite memorized it either. So what I'm left with is the memory of having learned something very wise that I can't quite remember"

"When they print the year's of someone's birth and death, can you resist figuring...

I just clicked on the link on the left that said 'Visit A Random Blog'. Took me to an entry by Schmeg from November 2003

no, I didn't read it!

Does anyone know someone who creates websites/programs? I'm looking for someone, but they must be familiar & knowledgeable about Cold Fusion (language). I have a site already & that's what it is in. My current webperson has been incredibly flaky the last year or so and I need help. If you are that person or know someone... contact me! Preferably affordable too

Thanks!

madeleines mom at yahoo dot com

my new boyfriend & I would like to wish you a happy new year

See How Much You’re Really Worth! - This is pretty fun

Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$75

Total: $100

Eye Color:
[x] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue $150
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $150

Height:
[ ] Over 7,, - $200
[ ] 6'8″ to 7' - $175
[ ] 6'0″...

http://blimptv.blogspot.com/2007/12/new-bush-coins.html


It's only 3 minutes long - go on, watch it!

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED :


Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to...

New Words for 2007

1. BLAMESTORMING
Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline
was missed or a project failed, and who was
responsible.

2. SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a
lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

3. ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to
absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the
boss rather than working hard.

4. SALMON...