I'm officially an uncle. My mom called me a little while ago from the hospital and I could hear my nephew.

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Someone has to stop these two:

YouTube - Snow Miser - Heat Miser

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Obama supporters who are outraged at fellow democrats who won't vote for him are more disgusting than the republicans. It has gotten so bad that the party of diversity and many voices would treat Hillary supporters like traitors. The country is more important than the party. For a while they went hand in hand. Now there are real questions from different democrats about Obama.

The democrats opposed Bush's famous line after 9/11, "you're either with us or against us." Now...

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This is a poem I wrote for Emma.


Emma's Theme

Angels falling with feathers collecting on the ground.
Sometimes I feel Britannia call to me.
Something in the white of a foreign snow
Leads this wanderer home.
I thought heaven was a thing for those too scared to see the real world.
But today a little bird came from out the storm
Whispered in the softest voice, “start believing in angels.”

Heroine...

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Phillyfan26, LemonMelon, The Sad Punk, LemonMacPhisto and Axver all put me on their ignore list. We have friends for a while but not anymore.

I am a really shitty person. I'm nothing really. All I ever wanted to do was support and make people feel happy here. I care about so many of you. I had to try you know. I never wanted to hurt anyone. Well I turned the people I care about against me. I am so sorry to everyone here.

I'm leaving this place for good not because...

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Get in here everybody!

We just met Cin now it is on to another Aussie Posse member.

Jen is such a sweet and interesting person. She is so exotic and unique. She is so cool. She is many wonderful things but most of all she is my friend.

Now I am going to fill this entry with random Harvey Birdman quotes because we both love that show.

It is no surprise that she loves a show that gave us such wisdom as:

"I could...

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I haven't literally died but the way I live my life it sort of feels like I have. I'm more of ghost than man. I am a voice and nothing more. I'm just drifting. No home. No future. No life. The world is a cruel joke offering me a home and taking it away just when I think I have found happiness. I am a lonely wanderer just passing by into the sunset. I give without anything in return. Instead I get mocked and made fun of. You can call me any name you want. They just cling on like a cloak dragged across...

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I'm sorry for all the people I didn't get a chance to put in. I'm just so tired of the whole thing being made fun of. More than that I am tired of being mocked and laughed at by some of the people I have and was going to put in. I am so tired of always being made fun of. I am truly tired of it. The worst part is that the people that make fun of me here are the people I thought were my friends.

Sorry if I didn't get to you.

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We would go to the Grand Canyon, stand there and spread out our arms while still holding hands. Then we'd dream of flying through it. I'd say, I would catch you if you should fall. Then take her off her feet and into my arms. I'd carry her to the car and we'd lay on the hood. As we lay there I'd play Falling by Julee Cruise. We'd close our eyes and hold hands as we fall ever slowly in love.

YouTube - Julee Cruise - Falling

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One of the great things about being in a relationship is being able to listen to someone's whole life. Imagine laying in bed and listening to the song of their pain and joy. Then you would brush back her hair and tell her how lucky you are to be with her. I love listening to people. People don't realize just how amazing they are. They don't believe me when I tell them but with every word and story they prove me right.

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Cin is so cool. I don't spend much time around the Aussie Posse but I know she would be in U2 Heaven. Let's be honest though I am lucky to know her because she is nice and funny but most of all she introduced me to the strange world of Red Dwarf.

If I didn't know her this song wouldn't be stuck in my head:
YouTube - Red Dwarf

I wouldn't know what Smoke Me A Kipper meant.

I wouldn't know you could justify your existence by bringing pleasure...

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We would lay in bed and read. I would put put my arm around her and she would rest her head on my shoulder.

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I know couples fight all the time but I would never get into a fight with her. We might have arguments but it wouldn't get any further than that. My parents fought every day, every morning and every night for the first fourteen years of my life. I don't know if the women here could imagine a relationship with fighting and without being pressured to do things. That's what life with me would be like. I'm the kind of guy who won't force someone to go somewhere like a party or function and would stay...

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I would go see a concert of an artist I despise for her and yes that would include Radiohead. For love I would listen to Thom Yorke for a couple hours. By the way this may be the most romantic thing I have ever said.

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We'd dress up like Kate Bush and the mystery man in the Hounds of Love video. We meet in a train station. Then we'd take each other's hand and race out. We would run until we fall over onto each other. I would run my fingers through her hair and kiss her. Then we would get up and slow dance even if everyone looks at us like we're crazy. We would be crazy I suppose because we would be madly in love.

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