Observations from a game called Hero/Band...
Posted 07-30-2008 at 10:37 AM by Carmelu2fan
My guy is crazy about the Guitar Hero-Aerosmith , so he wrote a little blog that I thought was funny (Besides the Grateful Dead reference)and I had to share it with all of you being the musical lovers that you are.
"Guitar Hero: Jack Johnson:" Last one to fall asleep wins.
"Guitar Hero: Iggy Pop": First one to end up naked and bloody wins.
“Rock Band: Yoko Ono”: First person to break up the band wins.
"Guitar Hero: GG Allin": First one to end up naked, bloody and dead wins.
“Guitar Hero: Marilyn Manson”: Kick in the TV screen, leave the room, game over.
“Guitar Hero: Ted Nugent”: Kill a squirrel with a crossbow, eat it, game over.
“Rock Band: Kiss’ Farewell Tour”: The game is never over.
“Guitar Hero: Eric Clapton”: Play guitar with your best friend’s wife.
"Rock Band: Jerry Lee Lewis": Play piano with your teenage cousin.
“Pop Hero: Brian Wilson”: Start the game, hide in bed all day.
“Guitar Hero: Sting”: Charge your friends $50 to come over and watch you play “Guitar Hero.”
“Guns ‘N Roses Rock Band”: Wait 15 years between rounds.
“Guitar Hero: Willie Nelson”: Get baked, spend two hours looking for the TV remote. First one to find it wins.
“Country Hero: George Jones”: Drive the sit-down mower to Costco for more beer, come home, get divorced, game over.
“Guitar Hero: Grateful Dead”: Play the same three chords for two hours.
“Reggae Hero: Bob Marley”: See Willie Nelson.
“Rock Band: Van Halen": Fire all the lead singers, game over.
"Rock Band: Air Supply": Last person to retch or vomit wins.
"Guitar Hero: Jack Johnson:" Last one to fall asleep wins.
"Guitar Hero: Iggy Pop": First one to end up naked and bloody wins.
“Rock Band: Yoko Ono”: First person to break up the band wins.
"Guitar Hero: GG Allin": First one to end up naked, bloody and dead wins.
“Guitar Hero: Marilyn Manson”: Kick in the TV screen, leave the room, game over.
“Guitar Hero: Ted Nugent”: Kill a squirrel with a crossbow, eat it, game over.
“Rock Band: Kiss’ Farewell Tour”: The game is never over.
“Guitar Hero: Eric Clapton”: Play guitar with your best friend’s wife.
"Rock Band: Jerry Lee Lewis": Play piano with your teenage cousin.
“Pop Hero: Brian Wilson”: Start the game, hide in bed all day.
“Guitar Hero: Sting”: Charge your friends $50 to come over and watch you play “Guitar Hero.”
“Guns ‘N Roses Rock Band”: Wait 15 years between rounds.
“Guitar Hero: Willie Nelson”: Get baked, spend two hours looking for the TV remote. First one to find it wins.
“Country Hero: George Jones”: Drive the sit-down mower to Costco for more beer, come home, get divorced, game over.
“Guitar Hero: Grateful Dead”: Play the same three chords for two hours.
“Reggae Hero: Bob Marley”: See Willie Nelson.
“Rock Band: Van Halen": Fire all the lead singers, game over.
"Rock Band: Air Supply": Last person to retch or vomit wins.
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