Yo Playboy

This belongs here for future reference.


You mama called me up last night.
She said, "Yo Playboy. Mmm mmm mmm."
I said, "Hey there Mrs. Lady, you know
That I can't talk. Not right now."

She said, "Come on little boy. I just a need
to hear your voice. Uh huh Yeah."
I said, "I'm a busy man, that you know,
I thought I made that clear. Did ya not hear?"

She told me to come over
I said, "You know I can't.
I got backlog like a mother and it wouldn't be fair,
to all them out there."
She said "But it won't take no time. I'll even feed you lunch."

I said, "Hey there Mrs. Lady, you know
This has to got to end. And right now.
We had what we had but it's all past,
So now you got to let go. Uh oh oh.
You're all paid up, so we cool. Do do do.
If you want to go again,
Well get back there to the end,
I can only promise - that this line,
It will move. ooh ooh ohh."
Then she started crying,
they all start crying, so boo hoo.

Yo momma called me up last night.
She said, "Yo Playboy." Oh no no.