How to make a Crunkermelon in 10 easy steps
Posted 07-15-2008 at 04:08 PM by unico
I made a little tutorial over the weekend
Shanna: WTF is a crunkermelon?
So I showed her how to make one
Step 1: Cut a hole in the box
Step 2: Cut the watermelon in half
"Check out my melons!"
Step 3: poke holes in it for optimum absorbency
Step 4: Find the kinkiest named vodka in tha liquor sto'
Step 5: Slowly pour the vodka into the watermelon. Don't spill!!! You wouldn't want to waste the yummy goodness
Step 6: Don't forget to drink some for yourself (yes this is at 10am)
Step 7: Let chill and absorb for a few hours
Step 8: Dig in and get cruuuuuuuuuunk!
Step 9: Don't throw the remaining watermelon away
You can use it as a bowl to drink more vodka!
Step 10: Pass out (Thank you Liz!!)
Shanna: WTF is a crunkermelon?
So I showed her how to make one
Step 1: Cut a hole in the box
Step 2: Cut the watermelon in half
"Check out my melons!"
Step 3: poke holes in it for optimum absorbency
Step 4: Find the kinkiest named vodka in tha liquor sto'
Step 5: Slowly pour the vodka into the watermelon. Don't spill!!! You wouldn't want to waste the yummy goodness
Step 6: Don't forget to drink some for yourself (yes this is at 10am)
Step 7: Let chill and absorb for a few hours
Step 8: Dig in and get cruuuuuuuuuunk!
Step 9: Don't throw the remaining watermelon away
You can use it as a bowl to drink more vodka!
Step 10: Pass out (Thank you Liz!!)
Total Comments 17
Comments
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LMFAO!!
Niiiiiice!
:up:
My favorite pic...."check out my melons"..:drool:
But one question...
what is up with the hole in the box?
:hmm:Posted 07-15-2008 at 04:13 PM by Night & Day 
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Here's your answer n&d:
YouTube - Saturday Night Live - Dick In A Box
Awesome tutorial, Mia. Very educational.
Posted 07-15-2008 at 04:22 PM by Diemen -
I enjoyed the photo tutorial. Vodka + watermelon is one of the best combos there is. 
Posted 07-15-2008 at 04:26 PM by Thora - I don't eeeeeven have to go there.
I am familiar with dick in a box.
:shifty:
Come to think of it, I am familiar with dick period.
Thanks anyways Diemen.
:up:Posted 07-15-2008 at 04:59 PM by Night & Day -
Oh, you kids....I was doing that back in the late '60's...!
Oh, frozen limeade in a blender with about a short-dog of Vodka....
PS - I hope someone drank the Keith's that were in the fridge...(I learned that from Snow B.)
Posted 07-15-2008 at 05:08 PM by Mr. BAW - Yea there sure were plenty o' beverages in that thare fridge.
Posted 07-15-2008 at 05:13 PM by Night & Day -
lol not anymore
i'll have to try the lime thing! that sounds delish
glad y'all liked itPosted 07-15-2008 at 05:17 PM by unico 
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Hey Mia. . .
As always you made me smile. . .and that despite the fact that I hate watermelon and don't drink!
feel like I haven't "talked" to you in ages! Looks like you are well!
SeanPosted 07-15-2008 at 05:17 PM by maycocksean -
Also try it with half a pineapple and some Malibu coconut rum.
Ah, summmmmmmmmerPosted 07-15-2008 at 05:42 PM by beegee -
Full of win. Let's be roomies.Posted 07-15-2008 at 06:13 PM by kafrun -
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are we having some crunkermelon this weekend???
Or we can make galons of sangria!!! I'll need to buy a barrel though...
Posted 07-15-2008 at 08:11 PM by AngelK -
I haven't done that in years
have you done a jello shot tutorial because it's been years since I've done that as well. Plus I just wanna see what you can do with jello
Posted 07-15-2008 at 08:44 PM by redkat -
that looks delish! Loved the tutorial!!! SUPERWIN!
Posted 07-15-2008 at 09:37 PM by Lila64 -
SO trying this on the weekend. :fuckyeah:Posted 07-16-2008 at 01:01 PM by The Sad Punk -
Oh, Mia, you are so fun!Posted 07-17-2008 at 12:52 AM by Diane L -
Where's the part where you fuck shit up with yo mad crunkermelon endhanced funk skillz? Do you nap BEFORE rocking the party? Weird. I usually nap after I show the suckaz how it's done. Oh well, different strokes....Posted 07-17-2008 at 03:19 PM by UberBeaver - oh there's more. it's on myspace, in the Buffalo Souljas album
Posted 07-17-2008 at 11:05 PM by unico
