irish dancing isn't for another hour or so

so i'll pass the time with a useless survey

Is your second toe longer than your first?
- no


Do you have a favorite type of pen?
- i prefer the ones with more girth


Look at your planner for May 14, what are you doing?
- probably in class all fuckin day


What color are your toenails usually?
- naked


What was the last thing you highlighted?
- kaf's response, so i could delete it and post my own


What color are your bedroom curtains?
- don't have 'em


What color are the seats in your car?
- beige


Have you ever had a black and white cat?
- no, i'm allergic and cats annoy me


What is the last thing you put a stamp on?
- bill


Do you know anyone who lives in South America or Africa?
- yes and i miss them


Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time?
- bitch betta have my money


Who is the last baby that you held?
- ew. no thanks


Do you know of any twins with rhyming names?
- no


Do you like Cinnamon toothpaste?
- never tried it


What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago?
- the same one i have now


Pick one: Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators
- Fuck Miami. Fuck Ken Dorsey. And Fuck FSU while we're at it. Go Hokies.


Last time you went skiing?
- never have. i went snowboarding but i spent most of my time on my ass...or flirting with the rescue squad


Do you have any wallpaper in your house?
- no


Closest thing to you that is grey:
- macbook pro


Last person to give you a business card?
- Tony


Who is the last person you wrote a check to?
- my housemate for rent


Closest framed picture to you?
- a bono poster which was free off craigslist


Last time you had someone cook for you?
- i can't even remember the last time someone cooked for me


Have you ever applied for welfare?
- Not yet


How many emails do you have?
- 4580 in my inbox


Last time you received flowers/flower?
- graduation


Do you think the sanctity of marriage is meant for only a man & woman?
- that's bullshit


What are you listening to right now?
- people outside playing salsa music while washing their car


Do you play air guitar?
- i'm more of an air pianist


What do you prefer: Eiffel Tower or London Bridge?
- how come every...nevermind


Who is the last person you talked to from high school?
- Clare


Last time you used hand sanitizer?
- LOL


Would you like to learn to play the drums?
- Yes. I wanted to, but my mom made me play flute because it was more feminine


What color are the blinds in your living room?
- I dunno, I'm never there...white?


What is in your inbox at work?
- UNEMPLOYED, SUCKAS!


Last thing you read in the newspaper?
- Fuck the media. I'm not reading any of their shit this week. They don't give a fuck who they hurt.


What was the last pageant you attended?
- never


What is the last place you bought pizza from?
- I can't remember the last time I had pizza that I didn't make myself...


Have you ever worn a crown?
- Tooth?


What is the last thing you stapled?
Probably my finger. I'm a klutz.


Did you ever drink clear Pepsi?
- Fizzies FTL


Are you ticklish?
-


Last time you saw fireworks?
- When he blew me a kiss lmao


Last time you had rice for dinner?
- haven't had any in awhile...that's odd


Who is the last person that left you a message on your cell?
- Shannon we won't go into what it was about


Last time you parked under a carport?
- i park on gravel


Do you have a black dog?
- no


Do you have any pickles in your fridge? How long have they been there?
-no, but i wish there were


Who has the prettiest eyes that you know of?
- Barry


Do you have a little black dress?
- Probably...I haven't worn one in ages though so it probably doesn't even fit