adore my dog, Dog

Kieran McConville · 10-04-2008, 05:26 AM

I just got a dog, guys. I called him 'Dog'.

He's a mutt. I dunno much about breeds, he's a mutt. Actually, he's a black dog.

Sit, 'Dog'. Good dog.

I just sit here, and have a beer, and read the paper, with 'Dog'. Sit, 'Dog'.

Good dog.

Angela Harlem · 10-04-2008, 07:39 AM

Pavlov.

The Sad Punk · 10-04-2008, 08:43 AM

cinnaminson · 10-04-2008, 09:03 AM

I would have preferred the name Ubu. "Sit Ubu sit, good dog. woof." It would remind me of Family Ties.

Please use this name for your next canine purchase.
I thank-you.

Zootlesque · 10-04-2008, 01:51 PM

Doggone it, Kieran! Where is the pic????????

financeguy · 10-04-2008, 08:44 PM

I'm not too sure about this.

What are Mr Bojangles and Frank going to make of the newest addition to your household?

ericwr114 · 10-05-2008, 03:16 AM

Why not give him a good name?

Kieran McConville · 10-05-2008, 07:40 AM

dog is a good name, for a dog.

especially a black dog who for reasons best known to me, cannot be photographed.

Zoomerang96 · 10-05-2008, 01:49 PM

this just in... black man asks for change.

am i allowed to say that, kieran? it's YOUR filth, not mine.

but seriously, i'm also curious about frank and bojangles. i'd have thought adding another animal to your den would be the last thing you'd want to do?

angelordevil · 10-05-2008, 02:10 PM

Many cats are tagged with the moniker of "Puss." "Dog," therefore, seems acceptable through such a correlation.

Count Marzipan · 10-05-2008, 05:58 PM

You know what guys. Nobody appreciates you here. Hard truth, and I'm sorry to break it to you. I think you're unappreciated in your own time. Maybe people will look back and realise that there was more depth to this place than they realised. That there were people here to entertain and stretch their imagination but they simply didn't have the dictionary to decifer these possibilities. Maybe the good times never had a chance of penetrating the seams of mediocrity. Am I close? Their loss. You know what I mean? Let's discuss the fabric in Bono's left waistcoat pocket while we contemplate these thoughts.

No spoken words · 10-05-2008, 08:56 PM

I like how "decifer" pops up one word after dictionary. Well done, Count. Hereditary titles FTW.

Kieran McConville · 10-06-2008, 07:13 AM

Caisenema, did you just have your grande latte enema or what? I can tell by your cornflower blue tie that it must be tuesday.

All the more reason not to be putting words into my mouth. I am not, nor have I ever been, a white supremacist, as I'm sure you know full well. The joke was taken out of context, and furthermore it was a private correspondence, as you full well know, private only between us and Adolf Neudorf, who is alas no longer with us.

Sit, 'Dog'. Good dog.

Mrs. Garrison · 10-06-2008, 08:08 PM

Kieran, you weren't the one feeding little lizards to big lizards now were you?

im tired of all that's going on
and i smell like shiiiiiit.

Angela Harlem · 10-13-2008, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Count Marzipan

You know what guys. Nobody appreciates you here. Hard truth, and I'm sorry to break it to you. I think you're unappreciated in your own time. Maybe people will look back and realise that there was more depth to this place than they realised. That there were people here to entertain and stretch their imagination but they simply didn't have the dictionary to decifer these possibilities. Maybe the good times never had a chance of penetrating the seams of mediocrity. Am I close? Their loss. You know what I mean? Let's discuss the fabric in Bono's left waistcoat pocket while we contemplate these thoughts.

A whole paragraph for the dictionary??? This will never be beat!

:ninja:

10-04-2008, 05:26 AM	#1
Kieran McConville New Yorker Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: William Randolph Hearst Posts: 3,166 Local Time: 08:22 PM	adore my dog, Dog I just got a dog, guys. I called him 'Dog'. He's a mutt. I dunno much about breeds, he's a mutt. Actually, he's a black dog. Sit, 'Dog'. Good dog. I just sit here, and have a beer, and read the paper, with 'Dog'. Sit, 'Dog'. Good dog.

10-04-2008, 07:39 AM	#2
Angela Harlem Jesus Online Premium Gold Member Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: BRINDLE UNDIES WITH DOLPHIN NUKES TESTING SONAR IN BONO'S HOBO BOX ON GEORGE STREET Posts: 27,136 Local Time: 07:22 AM	Pavlov. __________________

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cinnaminson Rock n' Roll Doggie FOB Premium Gold Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: the bog of eternal stench - damn cats Posts: 8,786 Local Time: 07:22 AM	I would have preferred the name Ubu. "Sit Ubu sit, good dog. woof." It would remind me of Family Ties. Please use this name for your next canine purchase. I thank-you. __________________ Start walking behind me. We can start a parade!

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Zootlesque Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Uncool corner of Interference... overlooking Space Moon™ Posts: 35,555 Local Time: 03:22 PM Images: 65	Doggone it, Kieran! Where is the pic????????

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financeguy Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Ireland Posts: 6,504 Local Time: 08:22 PM	I'm not too sure about this. What are Mr Bojangles and Frank going to make of the newest addition to your household?

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ericwr114 Babyface Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 22 Local Time: 03:22 PM	Why not give him a good name?

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Kieran McConville New Yorker Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: William Randolph Hearst Posts: 3,166 Local Time: 08:22 PM	dog is a good name, for a dog. especially a black dog who for reasons best known to me, cannot be photographed.

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Zoomerang96 ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: germany, probably. Posts: 12,383 Local Time: 03:22 PM	this just in... black man asks for change. am i allowed to say that, kieran? it's YOUR filth, not mine. but seriously, i'm also curious about frank and bojangles. i'd have thought adding another animal to your den would be the last thing you'd want to do?

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angelordevil Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: No Hidden Path Posts: 5,282 Local Time: 04:52 PM	Many cats are tagged with the moniker of "Puss." "Dog," therefore, seems acceptable through such a correlation.

10-05-2008, 05:58 PM	#11
Count Marzipan The Fly Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 188 Local Time: 09:22 PM	You know what guys. Nobody appreciates you here. Hard truth, and I'm sorry to break it to you. I think you're unappreciated in your own time. Maybe people will look back and realise that there was more depth to this place than they realised. That there were people here to entertain and stretch their imagination but they simply didn't have the dictionary to decifer these possibilities. Maybe the good times never had a chance of penetrating the seams of mediocrity. Am I close? Their loss. You know what I mean? Let's discuss the fabric in Bono's left waistcoat pocket while we contemplate these thoughts.

10-06-2008, 07:13 AM	#13
Kieran McConville New Yorker Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: William Randolph Hearst Posts: 3,166 Local Time: 08:22 PM	Caisenema, did you just have your grande latte enema or what? I can tell by your cornflower blue tie that it must be tuesday. All the more reason not to be putting words into my mouth. I am not, nor have I ever been, a white supremacist, as I'm sure you know full well. The joke was taken out of context, and furthermore it was a private correspondence, as you full well know, private only between us and Adolf Neudorf, who is alas no longer with us. Sit, 'Dog'. Good dog.

10-06-2008, 08:08 PM	#14
Mrs. Garrison Acrobat Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: witch hazel Posts: 485 Local Time: 02:22 PM	Kieran, you weren't the one feeding little lizards to big lizards now were you? im tired of all that's going on and i smell like shiiiiiit.