Brett Michaels = Fail - Page 4

**Diemen** · 06-11-2009, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Carek1230

On his website, Michaels wrote: "I feel had this incident happened to Liza Minnelli, Dolly Parton or Elton John, the Tonys would have at least issued a letter of concern."

Lila64 · 06-12-2009, 01:45 AM

Hewson · 06-12-2009, 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Headache in a Suitcase

dustin diamond has managers. anyone can have managers.

Screech is managed by the DRT Sanchez management company.

Headache in a Suitcase · 06-12-2009, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Carek1230

On his website, Michaels wrote: "I feel had this incident happened to Liza Minnelli, Dolly Parton or Elton John, the Tonys would have at least issued a letter of concern."

yes, well... most people still give a shit about those three. dolly's boobs are a national treasure, even though they now sag lower than my retirement fund.

corianderstem · 06-12-2009, 02:45 PM

Have you seen Dolly lately? They appear to be as pert as ever. Although I shudder to think of what torture devices are required to keep them aloft beneath her clothing.

Carek1230 · 06-12-2009, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Headache in a Suitcase

yes, well... most people still give a shit about those three. dolly's boobs are a national treasure, even though they now sag lower than my retirement fund.

Hey! Be glad you at least have a retirement fund to speak of! I had to empty mine to live off.

It's gonna be HELL trying to build that up again.

kellyahern · 06-12-2009, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Carek1230

I think that is what 4 year olds refer to as "a boo-boo."

Maybe if he'd spent less time thumping his chest and giving the peace sign, he would have had more time to get out of the way.

Headache in a Suitcase · 06-13-2009, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by corianderstem

Have you seen Dolly lately? They appear to be as pert as ever. Although I shudder to think of what torture devices are required to keep them aloft beneath her clothing.

little known fact: dolly parton employs two midgets to stand underneath each boob, propping it up. the midgets are on steroids, obtained via alex rodriguez.

it is so.

corianderstem · 06-13-2009, 11:06 AM

U2Fanatic4ever · 06-13-2009, 11:25 AM

Carek1230 · 07-07-2009, 08:43 PM

This guy has GOT to be accident prone!!

Bret Michaels Involved in Multi-Car AccidentAdd CommentJuly 07, 2009 05:02:37 GMT

The rocker and his crew were involved in a multi-car accident in Canada this weekend that caused a five car pile-up on the highway.
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© Sylvain Gaboury/PR Photos Bret Michaels, the lead vocalist of band Poison, has been involved in a highway accident in Canada over the weekend. The accident, which marked Bret's second encounter with danger in less than a month, has been confirmed and detailed through a short message posted on his official website.

"BRET MICHAELS TOUR BUS INVOLVED IN MULTI-VEHICLE ACCIDENT IN TORONTO," read the title of the post which was dated Monday, July 6. "As Bret Michaels traveled to St. Paul, MN following Poison's July 4th performance at Molson Amphitheater in Toronto, Ontario his bus was involved in a multi-vehicle accident on the Canadian side of the border," the message read further.

The collision took place after a car lost control and slid into the side of the performer's bus. The collision caused a five car pile-up on the highway and there was damage to all vehicles involved. However, no injuries were reported, and Bret and his crew were "released from the scene" after an investigation.

Last month, Bret Michaels broke his nose and busted his lip during the opening number of the 63rd Annual Tony Awards. He was knocked to the ground after being hit by a piece of scenery as it descended from the ceiling. Railing against the show's producers, the rocker however decided not to press charges. "There's no lawsuit," he said at the time. "I'm taking the high road."

A stor · 07-08-2009, 06:45 PM

Hopefully, Michaels wasn't drinking. I believe he is Type 1 Diabetic.

Carek1230 · 07-08-2009, 09:39 PM

Yes he is diabetic and he does drink.

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07-07-2009, 08:43 PM	#56
Carek1230 Blue Crack Distributor Premium Gold Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the Velvet Onion waiting for the laughter to begin Posts: 65,848 Local Time: 02:32 AM	This guy has GOT to be accident prone!! Bret Michaels Involved in Multi-Car AccidentAdd CommentJuly 07, 2009 05:02:37 GMT The rocker and his crew were involved in a multi-car accident in Canada this weekend that caused a five car pile-up on the highway. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- © Sylvain Gaboury/PR Photos Bret Michaels, the lead vocalist of band Poison, has been involved in a highway accident in Canada over the weekend. The accident, which marked Bret's second encounter with danger in less than a month, has been confirmed and detailed through a short message posted on his official website. "BRET MICHAELS TOUR BUS INVOLVED IN MULTI-VEHICLE ACCIDENT IN TORONTO," read the title of the post which was dated Monday, July 6. "As Bret Michaels traveled to St. Paul, MN following Poison's July 4th performance at Molson Amphitheater in Toronto, Ontario his bus was involved in a multi-vehicle accident on the Canadian side of the border," the message read further. The collision took place after a car lost control and slid into the side of the performer's bus. The collision caused a five car pile-up on the highway and there was damage to all vehicles involved. However, no injuries were reported, and Bret and his crew were "released from the scene" after an investigation. Last month, Bret Michaels broke his nose and busted his lip during the opening number of the 63rd Annual Tony Awards. He was knocked to the ground after being hit by a piece of scenery as it descended from the ceiling. Railing against the show's producers, the rocker however decided not to press charges. "There's no lawsuit," he said at the time. "I'm taking the high road." __________________

07-08-2009, 06:45 PM	#57
A stor Refugee Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: U.S.A. East Coast Posts: 1,340 Local Time: 10:32 AM	Hopefully, Michaels wasn't drinking. I believe he is Type 1 Diabetic.

07-08-2009, 09:39 PM	#58
Carek1230 Blue Crack Distributor Premium Gold Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the Velvet Onion waiting for the laughter to begin Posts: 65,848 Local Time: 02:32 AM	Yes he is diabetic and he does drink. __________________

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