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Tiger Edge · 08-11-2009, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnnRKeyintheUSA

Oh, sorry, I didn't get it because I don't know "Pam."

Pam is the name of the secretary on the office. The actress's real name is Jenna Fischer. That's like three jokes in one, man!!

Tiger Edge · 08-13-2009, 10:49 PM

Zoots · 08-18-2009, 03:06 PM

LETS BE A GOOD FRIEND
Tuesday, 18 August, 2009 10:00 PM
From:
"Trecy Betty" <trecybetty19@yahoo.com>
To: undisclosed-recipients

LETS BE A GOOD FRIEND
Friendship is sharing a laugh or two;
Friendship is leaning on each other when
we come to a bend in life's road;
Friendship is taking the time to encourage

There's a miracle called "Friendship." Oh what a miracle it is
in just keeping' it real. The "Friendship" dwells way, way down deep in the heart and soul of a person or individuals.
You don't know how this "Friendship" happens, it just happens so soulfully... It is a light from the "Friendship" that provides sunlight to the soul
whenever it happens. But you know and recognize the gift from above.

My name is Trecy from United States of America hope to tell you more about myself as soon as I hear from you.

Thanks

Trecy

What should I reply?

GibsonGirl · 08-18-2009, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Every extra inch of meat in your pants equals every extra positive feature of your character. Oh wait, who cares about your personality if you have a large device between your legs.

Yeah, who cares?

Quote:

Some people might get suspicious because of the cheap prices of our software thinking that it could be incomplete or trial. But we can assure you that it is fully functional and original. You should have no doubts about that.

Oh, I'm not even in the least bit suspicious!

Mr. BAW · 08-25-2009, 12:21 PM

"PRESIDENTIAL WHO'S WHO"

Dear Company owner,

It is my pleasure to inform you that on July 27, 2009, your information was reviewed and accepted for inclusion in the 2010 edition.

Presidential Who's Who each year recognizes and selects key executives, professionals and organizations in all disciplines and industries for outstanding business and professional achievements.

Those who have reached a distinguished level of success in their chosen profession share this recognition.

Please take a moment to complete the invitation form below. We would also ask that you write clearly as it will be reviewed by our editorial department.

As a reminder, Presidential Who's Who is pleased to inform you that there are NO FEES or DUES to be included in the publication.

On behalf of the CEO and our esteemed staff, we wish you continued success.

Sincerely,

Mark Anthony McGuiness
Chief Operations Officer

***I ran the phone listing through the net, SO MANY complaints about telephone harassment that followed..!

DRay9911 · 09-29-2009, 01:18 PM

No woman will dare reject you when she sees that beast in your pants

Women are always willing to sleep with men who are well-endowed.

-----

tell me something i don't already know

-dan

Zoots · 11-07-2009, 03:40 AM

What the fuck is this shit??? Does anybody else get these?

Quote:

From: shoesunion@vip.sina.com
11 4 nfl mlb nhl jerseys stock list ugg product list
Attachments: 2 Files, ugg.xls, 11 4 UGG MLB&NFL&NHL LIST.xls

hello:
today jerseys stock list and ugg product list
nfl 21.7 mlb 21.3 nba 21.1 nhl 32.3 accept paypal
Ugg product pic : wholesale colth wholesale jeans wholesale t-shirt wholesale hoodies accept paypal
Product pic Picasa Web Albums - sportunion [you can send to your business
friend don't have contact address]
Hope can help your business

I get like 50 or 100 of them every single day! Thank god they all get delivered straight to the Spam folder.

europop2005 · 11-07-2009, 12:39 PM

Apparently I won the Australian Lottery

HEAD OFFICE:
6123 Victoria Rd.
Melbourne Ax34587,
AUSTRALIA LOTTERY INC.

Ref:4758961725
Batch: ALLINC 70564943902/188
Winning no:FGNGB2701/LPRC

Dear Email-User ,

We are delighted to inform you of your prize release from the Australian
International Lottery program Which is fully based on an advanced electronic
selection of winners using their e-mail addresses, your email was attached to
ticket number; 47061725 07056490902 serial number 7741137002,which consequently
won you the lottery in the second category.

You are hereby have been approved a lump sum pay of $500,000.00 (FIVE HUNDRED
THOUSAND DOLLARS) in cash credit file ref:ILP/HW 47509/02 from the
total cash prize of $4.8million shared amongst eight lucky winners in this
category,no tickets were sold but all email addresses were assigned to different
ticket numbers for representation and privacy.

HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE : Simply contact our Regional fiduciary agent Mr.Graham
Douglas in London with the following email : ms.confidential@rediffmail.com to
claim your Prize money.you are to send your winning number which can be found on
the top left corner of this notification to Mr.Martin Moore

We advise you not to disclose about your Prize award until your money is
successfully handed over to you to avoid disqualification that may arise from
double claim as many complains were noted out in our last Award,some winners
money were missing due to double claim from non winners that arise to
disqualification .

It is very important you contact your claims agent Mr.Graham Douglas on
:ms.confidential@rediffmail.com

Congratulations once again on your winning!!!

Mrs.Mary Anderson
Online coordinator
Australia Lottery Inc

Zoots · 11-08-2009, 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by europop2005

Apparently I won the Australian Lottery

Congrats, dude!

Tiger Edge · 11-11-2009, 10:44 AM

Quote:

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Start a carnal revolution

You say you want a revolution?

Quote:

Depression sometimes makes people do horrible things to their dear people

In the beginning was the Word. Of load on load of apples comingn.

I fear the apples

Tiger Edge · 11-11-2009, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Dear Friend
Greetings in the name of God. Pls let this not sound strange to you for my only surviving lawyer who would have done this died early this year. I prayed and got your email id from your countries Christian guestbook (America has a Christian Guestbook. Currently has 130 million signatures) which i have been with my late husband and liked to visit once more if God will in his infinite mercies.
I am Mrs.Grace Hoffman from Kuwait, I am 68 years old, I am currently suffering from a long time cancer of the breast which also affected my brain, from all indication my conditions is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that, according to my doctors they have advised me that I may not live for the next two months, this is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage. I was brought up from a motherless babies home was married to my late husband for twenty years without a child, my husband died in a fatal motor accident, before his death we were true Christians. (and now after his death you are fake Christians?)
Since his death I decided not to re-marry, I sold all my inherited belongings and deposited all the sum of US$5.6Million dollars with a Financial company. Presently, this money is still with them and the management just wrote me as the true owner to come forward to receive the money for keeping it so long or rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf since I can not come over because of my illness or they get it confisticated.
Presently, I'm with my laptop in a hospital here in ROYAL LONDON HOSPITAL here London where I have been undergoing treatment for cancer of the lungs. My doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live. It is my last wish to see that this money is invested to any organization of your choice and distributed each year among the charity organization, the poor and the motherless babies' home.
I want you as God fearing person (

), to also use this money to fund churches, orphanages and widows, I took this decision, before i rest in peace because my time will soon be up.
As soon as I receive your reply and you give me assurance that you will use the fund accordingly,I shall give you the contact of the Financial Company. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will prove you as the new beneficiary of my fund. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I 've stated herein.
Please reply me through this my private email address:
hoping to hear from you soon,Waiting for your reply

Yours in Christ,
Mrs.Grace Hoffman

This is the saddest ever. Breast, brain, lung cancer, dead husband... even her beloved lawyer is dead!

Kieran McConville · 11-18-2009, 11:35 PM

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Zoots Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: the great beyond Posts: 36,847 Local Time: 02:01 AM	LETS BE A GOOD FRIEND Tuesday, 18 August, 2009 10:00 PM From: "Trecy Betty" <trecybetty19@yahoo.com> To: undisclosed-recipients LETS BE A GOOD FRIEND Friendship is sharing a laugh or two; Friendship is leaning on each other when we come to a bend in life's road; Friendship is taking the time to encourage There's a miracle called "Friendship." Oh what a miracle it is in just keeping' it real. The "Friendship" dwells way, way down deep in the heart and soul of a person or individuals. You don't know how this "Friendship" happens, it just happens so soulfully... It is a light from the "Friendship" that provides sunlight to the soul whenever it happens. But you know and recognize the gift from above. My name is Trecy from United States of America hope to tell you more about myself as soon as I hear from you. Thanks Trecy What should I reply?

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Mr. BAW ONE love, blood, life Premium Gold Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Life's too short to drink cheap wine! Posts: 11,977 Local Time: 04:01 PM	"PRESIDENTIAL WHO'S WHO" Dear Company owner, It is my pleasure to inform you that on July 27, 2009, your information was reviewed and accepted for inclusion in the 2010 edition. Presidential Who's Who each year recognizes and selects key executives, professionals and organizations in all disciplines and industries for outstanding business and professional achievements. Those who have reached a distinguished level of success in their chosen profession share this recognition. Please take a moment to complete the invitation form below. We would also ask that you write clearly as it will be reviewed by our editorial department. As a reminder, Presidential Who's Who is pleased to inform you that there are NO FEES or DUES to be included in the publication. On behalf of the CEO and our esteemed staff, we wish you continued success. Sincerely, Mark Anthony McGuiness Chief Operations Officer ***I ran the phone listing through the net, SO MANY complaints about telephone harassment that followed..!

11-07-2009, 12:39 PM	#8
europop2005 Refugee Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,347 Local Time: 07:01 PM	Apparently I won the Australian Lottery HEAD OFFICE: 6123 Victoria Rd. Melbourne Ax34587, AUSTRALIA LOTTERY INC. Ref:4758961725 Batch: ALLINC 70564943902/188 Winning no:FGNGB2701/LPRC Dear Email-User , We are delighted to inform you of your prize release from the Australian International Lottery program Which is fully based on an advanced electronic selection of winners using their e-mail addresses, your email was attached to ticket number; 47061725 07056490902 serial number 7741137002,which consequently won you the lottery in the second category. You are hereby have been approved a lump sum pay of $500,000.00 (FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS) in cash credit file ref:ILP/HW 47509/02 from the total cash prize of $4.8million shared amongst eight lucky winners in this category,no tickets were sold but all email addresses were assigned to different ticket numbers for representation and privacy. HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE : Simply contact our Regional fiduciary agent Mr.Graham Douglas in London with the following email : ms.confidential@rediffmail.com to claim your Prize money.you are to send your winning number which can be found on the top left corner of this notification to Mr.Martin Moore We advise you not to disclose about your Prize award until your money is successfully handed over to you to avoid disqualification that may arise from double claim as many complains were noted out in our last Award,some winners money were missing due to double claim from non winners that arise to disqualification . It is very important you contact your claims agent Mr.Graham Douglas on :ms.confidential@rediffmail.com Congratulations once again on your winning!!! Mrs.Mary Anderson Online coordinator Australia Lottery Inc

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