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Tiger Edge · 07-20-2009, 11:05 AM

Ladies and gents, this is pure poetry:

Quote:

slut clang.
stale sever.
tody winnow onion poseur?
wax bossy filter.
wist bruise.
buffer stolid wig skimpy?
rosace smell nagger.
filter ambush buffer gamma?
locust stolid.
lynch smell trover.
sag glean sumach.
nival sprain jolt baulk.
newly glean glean glut.
rock stray bock civics?
winnow poseur poseur.
sag unhand jolt.
wist jet aiglet soph.
jab onion bossy.
smell nutlet clang silage.
erf sprain stolid or!
flatty locust poseur sprain?
gamma repeal soph clang.
five buffer.
pebble breast nutlet untold?
erf flatty ramify bijou.
sever wig tike swale?
repeal or flatty rock.
nutlet breast spur optics.
sprain sucked rosace bock!
empty jab pastil five?
untold skimpy sprain.
bijou soph repeal.
vakil ramify empty clang.
erf pastil.
swale nape doss sumach?
uptown glut nival fret.
uptown fret bony filter?
unroll temple stale tumefy.
planer armor.
vakil lynch.
bossy temple baulk.
suffix onion bossy awoke!
omen tody suffix aiglet?
omen pastil.
gamma gibus slut ell?
tody bossy.
nival ram piece gibus.
sumach slut.
temple lynch cluck.
doss winnow.
silage newly trover velvet!
pastil hovel.
optics pastil.
vakil rosace suffix armor?
clang onion untold wig!
doss stale.
mean soph erf.
bijou nape untold.
tike erf tumefy.
lobby jolt lobby sprain?
bony clang union five?
ramify skimpy omen lobby?
piece tody clang suffix?
smell omen.
tike unhand rosace.
pastil toils poseur velvet.
aiglet ramify slut nosing!
tike jab vakil tumefy!
glean awoke sag sag!
odor optics clang.
doss pet.
nival slut spavin stray.
mean stolid spinel spinel.
sprain bossy.
bruise toils.
hovel wax nutlet jet.
optics temple tike ram?
armor pet smell jet!
ambush tike.
trover smile pastil sprain!
nutlet piece trover.
pet wig toils wig?
poseur erf fret tumefy?
flatty unhand.
union union doss repeal!
velvet pebble ell fated!
unroll nosing five ell.
bony tumefy suffix bruise.
winnow smile.
jolt silage bruise erf.
nosing odor doss gibus.
bossy soph smell locust.
spavin or jolt swale?
vakil bruise pet spite?
ram lynch.
ambush carol repeal breast?

**KhanadaRhodes** · 07-20-2009, 08:19 PM

Quote:

optics swale.
suffix sprain.
suffix pebble unroll pet!
uptown flatty vakil.
or ell omen.
clang locust five.
nape ambush ell.
bock smell fated.
juicer fated bony filter!
jet jet locust.
wig jolt vakil doss?
ram tody omen nosing!
bijou baulk sag stray!
spite pebble nutlet.
sever buffer ell pet.
stale tody suffix carol.
fated sever tumefy jab!
unroll planer.
nival trover.
temple nival nutlet ambush?
sprain glut gibus.
locust civics smell velvet?
winnow odor rosace.
trover repeal awoke fated!
trover toils odor pastil?
wax suffix rosace.
juicer fated.
nival nosing spavin hovel!
tody spavin winnow afield?
smell union smile jolt!
bossy skimpy soph nagger.
temple sprain.
omen wist planer gamma?
swale civics flatty bony!
clang wig jab omen!
spinel nagger stale mean!
empty glean odor or?
velvet hovel buffer.
omen smile ell doss?
smile fret smell doss!
gamma skimpy empty juicer.
fret unhand.
poseur hovel or sag.
odor baulk.
suffix aiglet jet ram.
buffer locust nagger.
armor jab cluck.
mean afield wist.
carol afield ram mean?
tody winnow spur locust?
toils velvet skimpy newly.
rosace soph stale optics.
afield slut civics unhand!
spur jet skimpy optics?
spur bossy ambush bruise.
mean bruise stray jab.
sag swale smell sumach.
nagger omen uptown.
lobby buffer vakil velvet?
poseur wax slut swale!
gibus pet.
wig soph jet.
sprain carol spinel tike.
wax lynch.
ram skimpy smile bruise!
winnow jab.
skimpy flatty buffer wax.
erf smell tike filter?
jab optics baulk unroll.
erf locust ramify doss?
doss nutlet sprain.
empty sprain ramify glean.
clang empty nutlet slut.
jet glean.
stray bossy wig tody?
bruise five.
nagger temple glut skimpy?
repeal or jolt stray!
glean toils.
tike pebble wax stray!
sumach piece smell lynch.
ambush doss.
spinel velvet lynch rock!
rock untold rosace aiglet!
temple five omen temple!
stray rosace pastil ram.
ramify nape clang uptown?
or bock empty spinel?
onion repeal.
wig nagger sumach sprain.
erf silage rock.
fated tumefy trover awoke.
onion suffix suffix doss.
soph bony tike nosing?
suffix jolt skimpy.
glean erf tike bruise!

Tiger Edge · 07-21-2009, 08:01 AM

Awww man, I thought mine was unique.

What wonderful robot is writing this stuff?

Zoots · 07-21-2009, 02:46 PM

BVS · 07-21-2009, 03:07 PM

Awww man I just got finished erasing a beauty and then I saw this thread...

Laura M · 07-23-2009, 03:48 PM

Quote:

orally ferret shack.
screwy mummer.
weaver baryta wag.
screwy joust uphove posse.
shack weaver relish crewel.
circs sandy gazabo pal!
tun hatred prog.
weaver causer.
harsh tummy ferula.
tun virgin weaver joust?
virgin uphove.
degas post caviar joker!
crewel organ baryta orally.
jell shack dress mossy?
joey joey strand group!
pill fatty jell overly?
whew caviar.
untrue pal fatty untrue?
tubing next.
sexual loir.
chippy hatred loir finery!
screwy mouse.
amides caviar jell.
beggar mouse jocko ferret?
worsen spiel notch next!
amides gunner tummy tun!
notch talon wag medium.
whew jell senary.
tangly uphove bridge tubing?
toss joey relish gunner!
newt pith uphove tubing?
gunner organ pie marry?
baryta pie chide.
cogent posse repose bridge.
force font tooled.
clef nek joey marry.
cogent patchy orally.
repose causer virgin.
stupor jell polish pie.
alive prog pummel crewel.
baleen cogent.
behead polish strand beggar.
lineal beggar posse gunner.
organ talon pal clef!
caviar bridge fatty powwow?
caviar behead force finery?
tent chide sandy pummel!
baryta nek marry font?
loir pill enrobe prog!
pith mossy relish frock?
tubing stupor repent bridge?
pill orally.
shack pummel.
force joker beggar.
detain shawl domett fatty.
aviate lineal.
fatty jocko repose causer.
amides pie worsen untrue.
joey uphove.
cogent tangly worsen.
newt mouse patchy.
harsh bridge senary strand?
safely alive sexual gunner?
tonga post enrobe.
mouse newt posse pith.
aviate jocko marry.
polish force strand tent.
tent medium shrimp gunner?
circs baleen behead.
baggy harsh jocko pill.
cogent weaver cogent.
pith joey caviar tummy!
toss wag group medium?
font avenge whew.
baggy fatty.
shawl behead frock.
enrobe joey relish.
tangly chippy next tonga.
ferret notch relish circs!
wag finery safely enrobe?
uphove next joust group!
domett harsh orally.
strand joey enrobe powwow?
uphove hatred causer detain.
font tun cogent post!
safely uphove gazabo dress!
enrobe harsh.
organ pill lineal prog?
loir shack posse pie?
clef nek whew.
jocko fatty orally tooled.
chippy chide talon nek?
tubing overly pith posse.
ferret gunner being.
worsen joey.
screwy polish shack stupor!

AnnRKeyintheUSA · 07-28-2009, 06:11 PM

Dear Sir/Madam,
I am writing following an opportunity in my office that will be of
immense benefit to both of us. I am branch Manager of one of the
leading bank in South Africa in my bank we discovered an abandoned large
sum of money belonging to one of our Foreign Costumer, since 2003 nobody
has operated this account. The owner of this account is DR. GEORGE
BRUMLEY, an American Nationality, He was a contractor/consultant to
KRUGER MINING (SA) INC a South African Government Owned Mining Company.
He was a Geo/Physicist by profession a businessman based America/South
Africa, who involved in air Crash along with his family. I am seeking
for your Co-operation to present you as the next of kin/beneficiary to
our late Customer. You can confirm from the website below.
CNN.com - 3 generations of Atlanta family die in Kenya crash - Jul. 21, 2003
No other person knows about this account or anything concerning these
funds, no beneficiary and nobody have ever come for the claims and if we
do not remit this funds out it will be confiscated into the Government
Treasure. I am seeking for your Co-operation to present or front you as
the beneficiary of the funds. The Strategy is to use our influence as
managers of the bank to make you the beneficiary and approve the funds
to you the beneficiary of the funds since no beneficiary.So if you are
interested please reply with your full name, Address,telephone and fax
number for further clarification.
Regards.
Mr. James Lynnwood

AnnRKeyintheUSA · 07-28-2009, 08:29 PM

The Senate Committee On ATM card FCT, ABUJA.:
OUR REF : FGN /SNT/STB
YOUR REF :

Dear Beneficiary,

NOTICE OF ATM CARD ACCREDITATION

You are officially informed that an ATM Card numbered;5438400123456789
valued at $6.8 MILLION USD (Six Million Eight Hundred Thousand USD )
only with has been accredited in your favor .Your Personal
Identification Number ATM-2900.The ATM Card has a daily withdrawal limit
of US$5,000.00 (Five Thousand USD)only.This is the final notification
and after a months' notice, your ATM Card will be sent to the national
treasury. You are advice to contact secretary of our affiliate courier
company,for claim processing and verification with the below details:

* Full Name:
* Delivery Address:
* Phone Number:
* Gender:
* Age:
* Occupation:
* Country:

Contact Person: Mrs Jenna Fisher.
Email: Mrsjennafisher@yahoo.com.hk
Phone Number: +2347065303432/ 0112347065303432

NOTE:The only fees you have to pay to the courier company is the delivery
fee of USD 100,contact them as soon as possible to make arrangement on how
to deliver your ATM CARD.

Regards,
Senator David Mark.
Chairman,Committee On ATM Card Payment.
ATM CARD PAYMENT UNIT.

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AnnRKeyintheUSA · 07-28-2009, 10:58 PM

Well, at least you're a guy and you got the penis enlargement one, I'm a girl and I get those and I know guys who get the ones for breast enlargement

Tiger Edge · 07-29-2009, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnnRKeyintheUSA

Contact Person: Mrs Jenna Fisher.

contact secretary?

AnnRKeyintheUSA · 07-29-2009, 12:23 PM

She looks like one of those girls who friend requests you on myspace but she turns out to be spam.

Tiger Edge · 07-29-2009, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnnRKeyintheUSA

She looks like one of those girls who friend requests you on myspace but she turns out to be spam.

She turns out to be Pam??????????????

AnnRKeyintheUSA · 07-31-2009, 10:56 AM

Oh, sorry, I didn't get it because I don't know "Pam." If you have a myspace you'll know what I meant, you get friend requests from 'hot' girls but actually it's just a picture and a made up name and they have fake profiles or no profile and they are just trying to phish you. It's probably some very unattractive and very bored guy making those and sending them out. They usually get found out and deleted by "Tom" within a couple days anyway.

I'm really suprised this thread isn't getting more action, there are so many funny spam emails out there.

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