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Old 10-26-2008, 03:30 AM   #1
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Things I Hate.

People ripping off other's people's threads.
Not having food that I like when I'm hungry.
Smelling badly for extended periods of time when I'm at a place I can't clean myself.
Not brushing my teeth for extended periods.
How my fair feels the morning I wake up when we're roughing it.
People not organising things
The word cunt not being recognised in my T9 ABC so I have to add it each time.
Being interrupted when I'm doing something.
Mum's nagging tone.
When a crap repeat of The Simpsons or Friends is on.
Not being able to choose what to listen to on my iPod.
There not being a rubbing hands together smiley.
A shit song getting stuck in my head all day.
Not being able to eloquently say what I want.
Not being a hit with the ladies.
The overuse of the word 'being' in the last few.
Sunday evenings the day before school.
School holidays when my two mates ring and there isn't a thing to do or talk about.
School holidays when there's nothing to do.
Feeling anxious and paranoid.
Having nothing to do.
Having no plans as yet for the upcoming summer.
Having no plans as yet for schoolies.
No girlfriend.
My parents asking questions and getting angry when I don't want to talk the morning after.
How during songs the 'a' in words such as 'after' and 'last' sounds stupid in normal speech.
The American national anthem.
Politics.
Water restrictions.
Not having a job anymore.
Not having money.

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Old 10-26-2008, 03:46 AM   #2
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morning breath.
my hair only looking perfect for about a week and then i get roots peeking out of my scalp.
getting nail polish on my skin.
money not growing on trees.
that more bands i love don't tour my city.
prerequisites.
when i say something and immediately ask myself if i know how to speak english.
the way my hair feels before i wash it.
people who spend all summer wishing it were cooler and all winter wishing it were warmer.
having to wax my eyebrows.
people not knowing boundaries, and also others for not establishing any.
when you write a word so much it no longer looks like a real word.
going grocery shopping only to find ten more things i need.
people leaving five drops of milk in the container when they could just open a new bottle.
the way my hair looks when it's flat ironed.
people who sniff and snort instead of just blowing their nose.
people who spit in public. or pick their nose.
people who don't wash their hands after using the bathroom.
people who don't bathe daily and don't express any desire to do so.
people who get offended at the drop of a hat.

i guess that's all.


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Old 10-26-2008, 04:58 AM   #3
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bad breath - especially when it's mine.
being tired all the time.
using tiredness as an excuse to be lazy.
hot weather.
getting older.
buying bathers.
working full time.
people that don't say please or thank-you.
naughty children.
parents who let their children be naughty.
housework.
negative Nancy's


that was hard. I'm usually very


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Old 10-26-2008, 05:11 AM   #4
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idiots
bad drivers, speeding drivers
slow walkers
clingy people
the sound of mozzies buzzing
republicans
tomatoes
cold tea
mental blanks
'one of those days'
telemarketers
high blood sugar levels
spiders
procrastinating
not enough time
failure
bigots
big picture things, ya know
ants. i really don't like ants. they're annoying and numerous.
little sleep
smelly people
rude people
loud people
vain people


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Old 10-26-2008, 06:43 AM   #5
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people letting their kids play nintendo whilst doing the 'Sculptures by the Sea' Bondi to Tamarama walk , thereby missing every damn thing

that'll do for now . .. off to ponder the rest


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Old 10-26-2008, 10:20 AM   #6
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people who sniff and snort instead of just blowing their nose.
Having to hold off sniffing and snorting with a dry throat in the middle of class because you don't have any tissues, and having to sneak out in the dark during a boring bit about Dadaism to go to the bathroom and just blow your nose FURIOUSLY, and then there's the slow realisation that everyone down the hall could probably hear it.

Hate that.

I also hate Pete Murray. And skipping through hundreds of songs on my iPod at once, not knowing what I feel like listening to at that moment. And waking up in the morning. And not waking up in the morning.


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Old 10-26-2008, 01:19 PM   #7
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bad drivers
slow drivers in the fast lane
people who brake for no apparent reason
people who don't know where the fuck they're headed and consequently slow me down
people who think that as long as they're doing the speed limit, they can block faster cars from getting ahead
late mergers
people who don't use turn signals at all
late mergers
people who use the turn signal after coming to a stop at an intersection
late mergers
me not succumbing to the urge of bumping late mergers off the fucking road
late mergers
bad drivers



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Old 10-26-2008, 04:07 PM   #8
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Parents who think there are more important things than their child's well-being.
Flying.
People munching/slurping really loudly when they eat.
Raw meat.
Cold and hot food on the same plate.
Losing things.
The train I get to work.
Being a foreigner.
Drivers who seem to think that the barriers being down at the train crossing shouldn't prevent them crossing the track.
That I can't see my friends or family whenever I want to.


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Old 10-26-2008, 05:49 PM   #9
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The Flu...
Colds
Coughing
Sniffling
Sore Throat
Sore muscles
And headaches. All at the same time.


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Old 10-26-2008, 06:15 PM   #10
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hair falling out in the shower and getting caught in the drain
fox news
undecided voters
driving at night
bruising easily
the fact that beer is so fattening
the ting tings
waking up early
hangovers
how slow and tedious browsing with tor is
ear wax
how short the weekend is
not having enough time
not having access to an academic library
not having to use my brain on the job
combovers
when you get in bed and are comfortable and then realize there's something you forgot to do or need to get


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Old 10-26-2008, 06:30 PM   #11
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bad drivers
slow drivers in the fast lane
late mergers
people who don't use turn signals at all
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QFT. All of these are cause for me to demand the license from said driver never to return it again. I drop more f-bombs when I'm driving than I do any other time.


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Old 10-26-2008, 06:39 PM   #12
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when you get in bed and are comfortable and then realize there's something you forgot to do or need to get


And I'll second Bonnie's point about runny noses when you don't have tissues.


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Having to hold off sniffing and snorting with a dry throat in the middle of class because you don't have any tissues, and having to sneak out in the dark during a boring bit about Dadaism to go to the bathroom and just blow your nose FURIOUSLY, and then there's the slow realisation that everyone down the hall could probably hear it.

Hate that.
yeah, that is annoying. i usually try to keep at least a couple tissues on hand at all times. at the very least, there's some in the glove compartment in my car if i have none with me. but god, the whole sniffing thing is an epidemic here! i'll never forget the first time i took the act (stupid pre-college aptitude test) i was distracted by all the sniffing and snorting. no one in this town seems to know what sinus medication is. i'd go into further detail but i don't want to make myself and everyone else nauseous!


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Old 10-27-2008, 06:58 AM   #14
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I hate that in exams. There's a kid in our year level who always sounds like he has a cold. But he never blows his nose, he just sits there sniffing and making these gay little squeaky noises that piss the shit out of everyone off for the entire exam.


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I got turps up my nose today (by accident, honest), so that added a whole new level of suck to the whole sinus thing.

I hate using turps.


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