IO: critical analyses here

LemonMelon · 12-12-2007, 02:23 PM

Welcome! If you feel as though you aren't criticized enough within your day-to-day life, slap down 100 interference points and you will have your performance here as a member analyzed by me or one of my associates. 50 interference points for casual "friendly" advice concerning whatever pointless issue you may currently be facing. We do not offer prescription medication; that's the fourth door on the left.

DISCLAIMER: We will try to make our criticism constructive, but we cannot guarantee you will receive it within 3 to 5 business days, nor can we guarantee you will use it properly in your daily life.

unico · 12-12-2007, 02:27 PM

100 points comin atcha!

BoMac · 12-12-2007, 02:30 PM

I've scraped up whatever points I could find, and finally have the requisite 100 points. Here ya go.

LemonMelon · 12-12-2007, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by unico
100 points comin atcha!

Unico is one of the most colorful members of interference, featuring a quirky sense of humor and cheerful disposition. Her signature, which manages to be equal parts hypnotic and entertaining, nets her some bonus points, while her avatar shows that she is true to her school.

However, she has a history of changing her username, which shows unpredictability; a factor that could be detrimental to her performance as a co-worker and interferencer. It also has it's obvious upside of course: she's probably a blast at parties.

8.1/10

No spoken words · 12-12-2007, 02:32 PM

I secured a loan from Space Moon Mutual, for 100 points. Tis yours.

elevated_u2_fan · 12-12-2007, 02:35 PM

I'm pretty sure you owe me 100 points in allowance back-pay so spill...

LemonMelon · 12-12-2007, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BonoManiac
I've scraped up whatever points I could find, and finally have the requisite 100 points. Here ya go.

BM is a member who's undying loyalty is unquestionable. He will scrimp and save to get what he truly wants, and is true to what he loves, through thick and thin (dude is a 49ers fan). He's Canadian, so some of the more non-trusting members of interference may have a difficult time trusting him, but they'll just have to suck it up. Bonus points for being an Arcade Fire nut.

8.3/10

LemonMelon · 12-12-2007, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by No spoken words
I secured a loan from Space Moon Mutual, for 100 points. Tis yours.

Worked in the Space Moon government, so has work experience. His quality, however, is up to debate. Has a quick wit and strong knowledge of pop culture, which is important to have as a member of this forum. Used a forbidden word in the first post of a thread, which left it seared on the forum forever, but I suppose we've all had our run-ins with the law. I hate Steelers fans, but I can live with it, I guess.

7.0/10

LemonMelon · 12-12-2007, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by elevated_u2_fan
I'm pretty sure you owe me 100 points in allowance back-pay so spill...

Has a smart mouth, and is still living in my basement. Still, he has enough knowledge of the requisite subjects to get a passing grade as an interferencer and human being. Plus, he was so cute as a baby.

7.4/10

UberBeaver · 12-12-2007, 02:42 PM

NONE OF THESE PEOPLE HAVE INTERFERENCE POINTS! You're all ruining the interference economy!

UberBeaver · 12-12-2007, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LemonMelon

Worked in the Space Moon government, so has work experience. His quality, however, is up to debate. Has a quick wit and strong knowledge of pop culture, which is important to have as a member of this forum. Used a forbidden word in the first post of a thread, which left it seared on the forum forever, but I suppose we've all had our run-ins with the law. I hate Steelers fans, but I can live with it, I guess.

7.0/10

You have to be kidding me. He got a higher score than me?

JanuaryStar · 12-12-2007, 02:44 PM

LemonMelon, can I give you my 15 points and just pretend I have the rest? Or do you a favour, or something?

elevated_u2_fan · 12-12-2007, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by UberBeaver
NONE OF THESE PEOPLE HAVE INTERFERENCE POINTS! You're all ruining the interference economy!

IT"S MADNESS!!! CHAOS IN THE STREETS!!

OH NOES!!!

LemonMelon · 12-12-2007, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by UberBeaver
NONE OF THESE PEOPLE HAVE INTERFERENCE POINTS! You're all ruining the interference economy!

SPACE MOON HAS POINTS. Therefore, Unico, Elfa, and NSW all have points. I think BM pickpocketed someone to get his, but I dunno.

You're just upset because you received such a low grade.

No spoken words · 12-12-2007, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by UberBeaver

You have to be kidding me. He got a higher score than me?

You're a whining douche bag, posting on a site dedicated to a band you don't like. I'm stunned you rated above a 5.0.

12-12-2007, 02:23 PM	#1
LemonMelon Pimp Trick Gangsta Click Premium Gold Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Outer space, and I'm not coming down until I've taken a slice of the SPACE MOON. Posts: 26,559 Local Time: 09:22 PM	IO: critical analyses here Welcome! If you feel as though you aren't criticized enough within your day-to-day life, slap down 100 interference points and you will have your performance here as a member analyzed by me or one of my associates. 50 interference points for casual "friendly" advice concerning whatever pointless issue you may currently be facing. We do not offer prescription medication; that's the fourth door on the left. DISCLAIMER: We will try to make our criticism constructive, but we cannot guarantee you will receive it within 3 to 5 business days, nor can we guarantee you will use it properly in your daily life.

12-12-2007, 02:30 PM	#3
BoMac I could care less Premium Gold Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Hey, chicken, how's it hanging? A lot of people want to eat you, but I just want to talk to you, OK? Posts: 6,941 Local Time: 07:22 PM	I've scraped up whatever points I could find, and finally have the requisite 100 points. Here ya go. __________________

12-12-2007, 02:44 PM	#12
JanuaryStar Rainbow Warrior Premium Gold Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Dawn of a New Age Posts: 7,286 Local Time: 03:22 AM	LemonMelon, can I give you my 15 points and just pretend I have the rest? Or do you a favour, or something? __________________ ...We need some Love & Peace in this world... ~Last.fm~

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12-12-2007, 02:42 PM	#10
UberBeaver Dayman. Ahh Ah Ahhhh. Premium Gold Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Fighting the Nightman. Ah Ahh Ah. Posts: 18,059 Local Time: 09:22 PM Images: 1	NONE OF THESE PEOPLE HAVE INTERFERENCE POINTS! You're all ruining the interference economy!