IO: Critical analyses here, pt. 2 - Page 11

elevated_u2_fan · 07-08-2008, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by No spoken words

Uberbeaver

Douche Bag

-3

Thank you for your patronage.

that's hot

bayou12780 · 07-08-2008, 11:24 AM

Ok, I can't resist...

Uberbeaver

Well, first off, welcome back from the cruise. While I’ve never met The Beav, he seems like a nice fellow, the type of guy you’d like to hang out with at the sports bar knocking back a few. Or the gay bar, or the gay sports bar…well, whatever.

The Beav has a great sense of humor/humour and, frankly, I think this skill is being wasted in real life. I get the sense he has a boring job with no outlet for creativity which is why he enjoys the blue crack/craic. It would be great if he could get a job writing for the Onion (Home | The Onion - America's Finest News Source), a sitcom, or Letterman. But, then again, if he did, he wouldn’t need this place. Any way, major points for keeping us laughing.

On the negative side, never figured out why he is always fighting with NSW. I assumed they were brothers but then I found out they’re both named Mike. So, unless their dad is related to George Foreman, I guess that theory is out the window. Although the cruise seems to have mellowed them a bit, I still have to deduct a few points here.

Finally, the avatar does not fit with the beaver motif so I have to deduct a few more points for that. Overall, though, a good score.

8.7/10

elevated_u2_fan · 07-08-2008, 11:26 AM

alright, bayou12780 making a comeback in IO!

LarryMullen's POPAngel · 07-08-2008, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by meegannie

When are you writing a book?

Hear, hear.

unico · 07-08-2008, 12:16 PM

WB bayou!!

LemonMelon · 07-08-2008, 01:40 PM

OK, I'm getting way behind here. Let's straighten a few things out:

First off, the queue is now:

Indra (assignment pending)
Dalton (assigned to LM, Pfan, LMP, NSW)
Angela Harlem (assigned to Axver)
RegularBonoFan (assigned to LM)
UberBeaver (assigned to LM, Pfan, LMP, NSW)

Second, NO REVIEWS BY ANYONE OTHER THAN A CERTIFIED CRITICAL BASTARD.

This is what happened in the first thread; everyone started doing reviews and it became impossible to follow.

bayou12780 · 07-08-2008, 01:45 PM

wow, if i'm not a certified critical bastard, then i don't know who is...
or was that sarcastic prick...
i can't remember the storyline anymore.
oh well...back to lurking.

LemonMelon · 07-08-2008, 01:54 PM

There are many critical bastards.

There are few certified critical bastards.

Galeongirl · 07-08-2008, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unico

i think they noticed that i was getting more business with my services and decided to change things up a bit

that was way too easy not to reply to..

elevated_u2_fan · 07-08-2008, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LemonMelon

There are few certified critical bastards.

I have my certification but I refuse to work weekends

phillyfan26 · 07-08-2008, 03:29 PM

On the bright side, Bayou, legend of IO, has returned.

elevated_u2_fan · 07-08-2008, 03:31 PM

don't look now but I think Mel might have scared him away again

LemonMelon · 07-08-2008, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phillyfan26

On the bright side, Bayou, legend of IO, has returned.

He became a legend after 464 posts?!

elevated_u2_fan · 07-08-2008, 04:25 PM

Don't you remember his "No XX in IO" post a thon?

unico · 07-08-2008, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galeongirl

that was way too easy not to reply to..

i was hoping someone would take the bait

07-08-2008, 01:40 PM	#156
LemonMelon Pimp Trick Gangsta Click Premium Gold Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Outer space, and I'm not coming down until I've taken a slice of the SPACE MOON. Posts: 26,558 Local Time: 09:02 PM	OK, I'm getting way behind here. Let's straighten a few things out: First off, the queue is now: Indra (assignment pending) Dalton (assigned to LM, Pfan, LMP, NSW) Angela Harlem (assigned to Axver) RegularBonoFan (assigned to LM) UberBeaver (assigned to LM, Pfan, LMP, NSW) Second, NO REVIEWS BY ANYONE OTHER THAN A CERTIFIED CRITICAL BASTARD. This is what happened in the first thread; everyone started doing reviews and it became impossible to follow. __________________ "We have hearsay and conjecture. Those are 'kinds' of evidence..."

07-08-2008, 01:54 PM	#158
LemonMelon Pimp Trick Gangsta Click Premium Gold Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Outer space, and I'm not coming down until I've taken a slice of the SPACE MOON. Posts: 26,558 Local Time: 09:02 PM	There are many critical bastards. There are few certified critical bastards. __________________ "We have hearsay and conjecture. Those are 'kinds' of evidence..."

07-08-2008, 03:29 PM	#161
phillyfan26 ROCK, FLAG, AND EAGLE! Premium Gold Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: A Shithole Posts: 23,507 Local Time: 09:02 PM	On the bright side, Bayou, legend of IO, has returned. __________________ Philadelphia Phillies - 2008 World Fuckin' Champions

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07-08-2008, 11:24 AM	#152
bayou12780 War Child Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Cap City USA Posts: 532 Local Time: 09:02 PM	Ok, I can't resist... Uberbeaver Well, first off, welcome back from the cruise. While I’ve never met The Beav, he seems like a nice fellow, the type of guy you’d like to hang out with at the sports bar knocking back a few. Or the gay bar, or the gay sports bar…well, whatever. The Beav has a great sense of humor/humour and, frankly, I think this skill is being wasted in real life. I get the sense he has a boring job with no outlet for creativity which is why he enjoys the blue crack/craic. It would be great if he could get a job writing for the Onion (Home \| The Onion - America's Finest News Source), a sitcom, or Letterman. But, then again, if he did, he wouldn’t need this place. Any way, major points for keeping us laughing. On the negative side, never figured out why he is always fighting with NSW. I assumed they were brothers but then I found out they’re both named Mike. So, unless their dad is related to George Foreman, I guess that theory is out the window. Although the cruise seems to have mellowed them a bit, I still have to deduct a few points here. Finally, the avatar does not fit with the beaver motif so I have to deduct a few more points for that. Overall, though, a good score. 8.7/10

07-08-2008, 01:45 PM	#157
bayou12780 War Child Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Cap City USA Posts: 532 Local Time: 09:02 PM	wow, if i'm not a certified critical bastard, then i don't know who is... or was that sarcastic prick... i can't remember the storyline anymore. oh well...back to lurking.