IO: Critical analyses here, pt. 2 - Page 14

DaveC · 07-12-2008, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by DaveC

May I be assessed? I need to improve my standing around here, and the grinding judgement of my peers may be the only way for me to actually accomplish anything.

COBL_04 · 07-12-2008, 09:35 PM

They're not exactly running flat out are they Dave?

Angela Harlem · 07-13-2008, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by No spoken words

I'm sensing some small measure of sarcasm in congratulating my review of Beav. Just a feeling, could be wrong.

Nah, I was being serious. It's funny, you and Ube's special bond

No spoken words · 07-13-2008, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by beegee

It is!

"I mean, why are we wasting our time with the Dewey Decimal System when YOUR system is so much EASIER?!? We'll just put the books anywhere!"

I enjoyed that movie. I like Parker Posey a lot, especially back then. I'm sure her having to go work in the Library piqued your interest.

Jefe, any new assignments? Beegee here wants me to do her, and, DaveC is waiting rather impatiently, like a petulant little member of the Canadian "military".

Perhaps PeeFan ought to do DaveC, since they both root for the Philadelphia Phillies?

No spoken words · 07-13-2008, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Angela Harlem

Nah, I was being serious. It's funny, you and Ube's special bond

We've actually met in person and we somehow managed not to kill one another.

I'm at the airport right now, and a little kid is standing here watching me type. He probably hates the band that shall not be named.

LemonMelon · 07-13-2008, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by No spoken words

Perhaps PeeFan ought to do DaveC, since they both root for the Philadelphia Phillies?

Hmm...I'm thinking there may be some bias there, but what the hell. Pfan doesn't have enough to do as it is.

VintagePunk · 07-13-2008, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by beegee

I'd like NSW to do me, please.

I'll take Things I Never Thought I'd Hear for $200, Alex.

VintagePunk · 07-13-2008, 08:25 PM

Can NSW critically analyze me in haiku form?

No spoken words · 07-13-2008, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by VintagePunk

Can NSW critically analyze me in haiku form?

If my boss assigns me to you, then yes, I take requests and will do your analysis in haiku form. I'll of course provide a savage analysis due to your snide comment above, but dems da breaks.

LemonMelon · 07-13-2008, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by VintagePunk

Can NSW critically analyze me in haiku form?

Yes, yes he can, as long as he provides a rating. Which can also be incorporated into the haiku at his discretion.

VintagePunk · 07-13-2008, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by No spoken words

I'll of course provide a savage analysis due to your snide comment above, but dems da breaks.

Sometimes a comment is just too good to keep to yourself. In which case, the best course of action is to shout it from the rooftops, and gracefully accept the consequences.

This is one of those times.

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Originally Posted by LemonMelon

Yes, yes he can, as long as he provides a rating. Which can also be incorporated into the haiku at his discretion.

Thank you.

No spoken words · 07-13-2008, 11:38 PM

Vintage Punk

Time to analyze
A woman named Vintage Punk
Boy, this should be fun

Vintage Punk became
known to me through the famous
set list party threads

Her sense of humor
and her intelligence too
were most obvious

This poster gains points
Cos she loves Ricky Gervais
She's having a laugh

She's a Lost fan, too
So more points are awarded
Poor Mr. Ecko

I wish that she liked
Arrested Development
so points deducted

Hey, did you know that
Vintage Punk wants to marry
David Gilmour? Fact.

Speaking of rumors
VP is from Canada
Nobody's perfect

VP used to love
The Toronto Blue Jays, now
they just make her sad

A few years ago
Vintage Punk made me visit
The Temple Bar thread

And so my post count
tripled in like seven months
I'm a postwhore now

More points are added
because VP likes to drink
Sweetie Milk....Yummy.

Most importantly
VP is a caring Mom
Sarah is lucky

Here's the bottom line:
Everyone likes Vintage Punk
Though I'm not sure why

I kid, I'm a fan
I'm glad I got to "know" her
Rating: eight point three

VintagePunk · 07-14-2008, 12:17 AM

Hats off to your brilliant haiku skills, kind sir.

Lila64 · 07-14-2008, 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VintagePunk

I'll take Things I Never Thought I'd Hear for $200, Alex.

Quote:

Originally Posted by VintagePunk

Can NSW critically analyze me in haiku form?

Quote:

Originally Posted by No spoken words

Vintage Punk

Time to analyze
A woman named Vintage Punk
Boy, this should be fun

Vintage Punk became
known to me through the famous
set list party threads

Her sense of humor
and her intelligence too
were most obvious

This poster gains points
Cos she loves Ricky Gervais
She's having a laugh

She's a Lost fan, too
So more points are awarded
Poor Mr. Ecko

I wish that she liked
Arrested Development
so points deducted

Hey, did you know that
Vintage Punk wants to marry
David Gilmour? Fact.

Speaking of rumors
VP is from Canada
Nobody's perfect

VP used to love
The Toronto Blue Jays, now
they just make her sad

A few years ago
Vintage Punk made me visit
The Temple Bar thread

And so my post count
tripled in like seven months
I'm a postwhore now

More points are added
because VP likes to drink
Sweetie Milk....Yummy.

Most importantly
VP is a caring Mom
Sarah is lucky

Here's the bottom line:
Everyone likes Vintage Punk
Though I'm not sure why

I kid, I'm a fan
I'm glad I got to "know" her
Rating: eight point three

major_panic · 07-14-2008, 09:26 AM

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