UberBeaver

1.) I do not own any pink shirts. I suppose I'm either A.) not secure in my manhood or B.) I just don't fucking like pink.

2.) I drink from a bottle unless it's Guinness, in which case I drink tap in a pint glass, or Chimay which means it's a special occasion and I want a ncie fucking glass. I don't drink any alcohol from plastic. Probably why I hated frats so much. And to be quite honest, I find your accusation offensive. And no one has ever offended me on this site before. You fight dirty, woman. I like it. Though I'd suggest you knock it off, lest I call an army of Barbies to invade your home. I'll fucking do it. I don't give a fuck. True story, Darl.

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This post starts off sort of lame, then slowly gets better, and then ends very very powerfully.

Beav, when you drink Powerjuice, what do you drink it out of? Lately, I've been drinking it out of an empty scuba diving oxygen tank.

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UberBeaver

It's weird, its like I don't "drink" POWERJUICE, I find that POWERJUICE...and I feel stupid saying it, but it drinks me. You know what I mean? Like, I open a can, and ingest it, but right away I feel as if my being is being.....I dunno.....ingested BACK INTO THE FUCKING CAN. But then all is clear, and I reach for the Sword of Clarity, and then I just unleash the Ass Kicking of Awesome upon the universe. That make sense?

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It does make sense. Too much sense.

My sword's name is Terminus Est, by the by. Stolen name, but I like it. Latin FTW.

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UberBeaver

I hope that one day the Sword of Clarity and Terminus Est meet upon the field, as allies. not as foes. That would be ugly. Especially if Pfan showed up with the Sword of STFU and LemonMelon rolled in with GFY. We'd have to school those children, son. I would take no pleasure in that massacre.

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YLB has the Destiny Sword, so, he'd clean up whatever mess was left over.

But, then, likely, Elfa would materialize out of nowhere, with his Canadian Cutlass, forged deep in the heart of Edmonton, and kill us all.

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phillyfan26

I still drink POWERJUICE the old fashioned way, right out of a fucking glass.

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LemonMacPhisto

I cut off my brother's mechanical hand with it, too, so you know it's good.

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Angela Harlem

Beaver needs to do a poll on this, seriously. Do you:
A Hang over the bar and drink it straight from the tap?
B Pull a cart around with a keg of it in tow?
C Icy cold glass, down the hatch.
D With an I.V line. Screw the digestion process.
E Neat with a slice of lime
F Fuck all that - I do osmosis. The POWERJUICE comes to me.

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zonelistener

(class) E.

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This is the kind of talk that I always approve of.

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coolian2

I'd like a recount.

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Coolian

A dead man

-1.3/40

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coolian2

That sounds very fucking ominous.

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The Sad Punk

Beav drinks Chimay? Fuck yeah.