IO: I did NOT pee on the seat--it splashed!

Utoo · 08-08-2008, 10:16 AM

Okay, listen ladies. We guys do not go around peeing on toilet seats just for fun. Well, maybe some guys do, but they're probably not the ones you want in your house anyway. See, the thing is, when you're nearly 6 feet tall, that means your pee has a long way to go to get to the bowl. And when pee falls from such a height, well, there's gonna be some splashback. No way around it.

Yeah, sure, we should've picked up the seat in the first place, not just the lid. But come one, we're guys...you can't expect that much from us.

GirlsAloudFan · 08-08-2008, 10:26 AM

You pee with the toilet seat down?

DrTeeth · 08-08-2008, 11:34 AM

Urinals

RedRocksU2 · 08-08-2008, 11:50 AM

Excellent thread. 5 stars.

LarryMullen's POPAngel · 08-08-2008, 12:43 PM

Carek1230 · 08-08-2008, 02:14 PM

Ahhhhhhhhh there's nothing quite like sitting on a wet splattered toilet seat

BAW · 08-08-2008, 02:25 PM

And cleaning them is great fun!

RedRocksU2 · 08-08-2008, 02:30 PM

ewwwwwwww

unforgettableFOXfire · 08-08-2008, 04:08 PM

The whole 'splashing onto the seat' thing can be avoided if you just aim for the floor.

UberBeaver · 08-08-2008, 04:12 PM

If for some reason I don't lift the lid and I splash on the seat, I grab some TP and wipe it up.....

RedRocksU2 · 08-08-2008, 04:18 PM

The questions should be; "Why don't women leave the lid up for us?"

M I RITE?

MsPurrl · 08-08-2008, 04:56 PM

Because we forget it's up and sit in the water in the middle of the night!

RedRocksU2 · 08-08-2008, 04:58 PM

oh...that makes it clear.

Zootlesque · 08-08-2008, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedRocksU2

The questions should be; "Why don't women leave the lid up for us?"

M I RITE?

Valid question!

Lila64 · 08-08-2008, 07:10 PM

Splashage?

08-08-2008, 10:16 AM	#1
Utoo The real Fake Edge Premium Gold Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Suiting up! Posts: 7,125 Local Time: 08:47 PM	IO: I did NOT pee on the seat--it splashed! Okay, listen ladies. We guys do not go around peeing on toilet seats just for fun. Well, maybe some guys do, but they're probably not the ones you want in your house anyway. See, the thing is, when you're nearly 6 feet tall, that means your pee has a long way to go to get to the bowl. And when pee falls from such a height, well, there's gonna be some splashback. No way around it. Yeah, sure, we should've picked up the seat in the first place, not just the lid. But come one, we're guys...you can't expect that much from us. __________________

08-08-2008, 02:14 PM	#6
Carek1230 Playing Grandma with Noah Premium Gold Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The best vitamin for making friends...B1 Posts: 50,618 Local Time: 05:47 PM	Ahhhhhhhhh there's nothing quite like sitting on a wet splattered toilet seat __________________

08-08-2008, 04:56 PM	#12
MsPurrl Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS Premium Gold Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: The Heartland (Indiana, USA) Posts: 7,548 Local Time: 08:47 PM	Because we forget it's up and sit in the water in the middle of the night! __________________

08-08-2008, 07:10 PM	#15
Lila64 ►Smiley Queen◄ Premium Gold Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: looking for a loan Posts: 39,216 Local Time: 05:47 PM	Splashage? __________________

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08-08-2008, 10:26 AM	#2
GirlsAloudFan Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Illinois Posts: 5,127 Local Time: 07:47 PM	You pee with the toilet seat down?

08-08-2008, 11:34 AM	#3
DrTeeth Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: The Q continuum Posts: 4,323 Local Time: 02:47 AM	Urinals

08-08-2008, 11:50 AM	#4
RedRocksU2 Blue Crack Addict Premium Gold Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Murrieta, Ca. Posts: 16,735 Local Time: 05:47 PM	Excellent thread. 5 stars.

08-08-2008, 12:43 PM	#5
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08-08-2008, 02:25 PM	#7
BAW The Flower Premium Gold Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: The OC Posts: 10,639 Local Time: 05:47 PM Images: 9	And cleaning them is great fun!

08-08-2008, 02:30 PM	#8
RedRocksU2 Blue Crack Addict Premium Gold Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Murrieta, Ca. Posts: 16,735 Local Time: 05:47 PM	ewwwwwwww

08-08-2008, 04:08 PM	#9
unforgettableFOXfire I serve MacPhisto Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: London Posts: 2,049 Local Time: 09:47 PM	The whole 'splashing onto the seat' thing can be avoided if you just aim for the floor.

08-08-2008, 04:12 PM	#10
UberBeaver Dayman. Ahh Ah Ahhhh. Premium Gold Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Fighting the Nightman. Ah Ahh Ah. Posts: 18,059 Local Time: 08:47 PM Images: 1	If for some reason I don't lift the lid and I splash on the seat, I grab some TP and wipe it up.....

08-08-2008, 04:18 PM	#11
RedRocksU2 Blue Crack Addict Premium Gold Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Murrieta, Ca. Posts: 16,735 Local Time: 05:47 PM	The questions should be; "Why don't women leave the lid up for us?" M I RITE?

08-08-2008, 04:58 PM	#13
RedRocksU2 Blue Crack Addict Premium Gold Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Murrieta, Ca. Posts: 16,735 Local Time: 05:47 PM	oh...that makes it clear.