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No spoken words · 02-23-2008, 02:19 PM

PFan can dunk from the Free Throw line.

**KhanadaRhodes** · 02-23-2008, 02:20 PM

the tourist · 02-23-2008, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by No spoken words
PFan can dunk from the Free Throw line.

That makes him a pimp, within context.

No spoken words · 02-23-2008, 02:22 PM

Here's an original Haiku, made just now:

You take careful aim
And stare hard at the target
I love Boobsketball

**KhanadaRhodes** · 02-23-2008, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by No spoken words
Here's an original Haiku, made just now:

You take careful aim
And stare hard at the target
I love Boobsketball

i love it!

No spoken words · 02-23-2008, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the tourist

That makes him a pimp, within context.

You have no idea.

No spoken words · 02-23-2008, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KhanadaRhodes

i love it!

This is it, Khan, this is the extent of my usefulness in life. Sometimes, on the fly, I can conjure up a quick poem, Haiku or song that relates to the subject at hand. Beyond that, and, I'm woefully inept at just about anything else you could name.

**KhanadaRhodes** · 02-23-2008, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by No spoken words
This is it, Khan, this is the extent of my usefulness in life. Sometimes, on the fly, I can conjure up a quick poem, Haiku or song that relates to the subject at hand. Beyond that, and, I'm woefully inept at just about anything else you could name.

awww don't feel bad! i'm good at cooking, and ummm...yeah.

No spoken words · 02-23-2008, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KhanadaRhodes

awww don't feel bad! i'm good at cooking, and ummm...yeah.

I left some stuff off, because of my innate sense of humility.

I excel at:

1 - Miniature Golf

2 - Spittin mad rhymes

3 - Calling my Mother at least once a week

4 - Mocking interlanders

5 - Understanding the true turn radius of whatever car I'm driving

6 - Buying cookies

7 - Whistling

8 - Changing other people's quotes to make myself laugh here on interference

9 - Listening to U2

10 - Not getting fired

**KhanadaRhodes** · 02-23-2008, 02:35 PM

oh well fine, if we're gonna do a top ten...

1. cooking
2. remembering lyrics to every song ever (and not much else)
3. spending my salary before payday
4. having the most awesome car ever
5. something i can't print
6. making everyone at work believe i'm a prostitute
7. writing like i'm still in high school
8. keeping excess crap off my work desk
9. buying the most uncomfortable shoes possible
10. writing long ass essays in short periods of time

honourable mention:
dying my hair every colour possible - in 2007 alone.

No spoken words · 02-23-2008, 02:37 PM

Screw you, I'll make mine a Top 15

Sicy, please add:

11 - Getting my dance on

12 - Squinting

13 - Always sounding like I know what I'm talking about despite never really knowing what I'm talking about

14 - Sitting in silent judgement of others

15 - Doing a bad fake British accent

the tourist · 02-23-2008, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KhanadaRhodes

6. making everyone at work believe i'm a prostitute

What do you were to work, anyway? Short-shorts over fishnets and a corset?

the tourist · 02-23-2008, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by No spoken words

15 - Doing a bad fake British accent

Watch out--I know a guy who got shot 12 times for that.
2 of those times were in the penis.

No spoken words · 02-23-2008, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the tourist

Watch out--I know a guy who got shot 12 times for that.
2 of those times were in the penis.

I always wear my penis shield when I employ my fake British accent. I appreciate the warning, though.

**KhanadaRhodes** · 02-23-2008, 02:43 PM

fine, i'll do a top 20!!!

11. dying my hair every possible colour - in 2007 alone (ha now it actually gets its own spot)
12. winning lots of money at the funniest slot machines every time i go to a casino (ooh a whopping two times)
13. managing to act drunk when i'm totally sober
14. being perfect
15. having more tattoos than piercings
16. having rainbow nails and toenails
17. having awesome sunglasses
18. making tres leche cake from scratch
19. being awesome
20. not having a nickname of a state in australia

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02-23-2008, 02:19 PM	#136
No spoken words Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Clavius Base Posts: 32,417 Local Time: 09:36 AM	PFan can dunk from the Free Throw line.

02-23-2008, 02:22 PM	#139
No spoken words Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Clavius Base Posts: 32,417 Local Time: 09:36 AM	Here's an original Haiku, made just now: You take careful aim And stare hard at the target I love Boobsketball

02-23-2008, 02:37 PM	#146
No spoken words Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Clavius Base Posts: 32,417 Local Time: 09:36 AM	Screw you, I'll make mine a Top 15 Sicy, please add: 11 - Getting my dance on 12 - Squinting 13 - Always sounding like I know what I'm talking about despite never really knowing what I'm talking about 14 - Sitting in silent judgement of others 15 - Doing a bad fake British accent