Die Hard The Musical

cujo · 07-06-2003, 03:18 AM

Entertainment Tonight.
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Cult Classic To Stage Fantastic

Senior Editor:
Bob Goen

Variety magazine has just announced that production is in the works to bring the Bruce Willis vehicle Die Hard to the small stage. Early reports indicate that veteran movie Producer Jerry Bruckheimer will collaborate with long-time musical craftsman Andrew Lloyd Webber, to update the cult film to a musical audience. However, insiders have told ET that pre-production has been hindered by conflicts pertaining to the content of the stageplay.

"It's simply been a disaster. The Production team is in discussion about the dynamics of this project, as the explicit content of the film has brought about concern."- Webber.

Although Webber admits that the problems plaguing the musical are ever-present, he feels optimistic that the Broadway crowds will welcome this change of pace. Bruckheimer (whose production credits include Top Gun, The Rock, and The Vagina Monologues) has noted that working with Webber has allowed him to explore new facets in the action genre.

"[Webber] brings a whole new dimension to this Action Opera. For instance, in the original movie McClane (the character made famous by Bruce Willis) would often become frustrated with his disposition. Causing him to spout off in verbal rants of vulgarity... For those shallow spots in the script, Andrew suggested that our stage adaptation department modify the outbursts. Andrew has dubbed them as 'Profane Soliloquies'. They really add more to the message of the production. And it's more affordable than including all the pyrotechnic death scenes I had in order"- Bruckheimer.

Bruce Willis has declined comment at this point in time. But in a past interview with ET, Willis expressed his feelings about the rumors.

"Well I always found the McClane character to be the most relatable to the general public. Some people say he was comical and depressed. But there's a certain music to the way he expresses himself."- Willis.

Casting for the role of McClane is a hot topic of conversation in the Hollywood scene. The name of Ben Stiller has been used often in talks with the production company, althought they will not confirm at this moment in time. Stiller's agent has said that commitments to shooting Zoolander 2 may determine whether Ben will take on the Action Opera role.

ET has recovered this exclusive song listing for the musical, pegged for an early 2004 opening:

"Hans Gruber, You're a Butt Luber"

"Die, Die Terrorist, Die Die You Wont Be Missed"

"Shooting Guns Make Me Happy"

"No fu**ing sh** lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"

"Yippee Ki Yay, Mother Fu**er"

"Oh shit, this has been a really bad day"

Courtesy of ET.com.

Thanks u2popmofo for the exclusive

Chizip · 07-06-2003, 03:37 AM

i was cast for the lead role is die soft

u2popmofo · 07-06-2003, 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chizip
i was cast for the lead role is die soft

Chizip · 07-06-2003, 03:50 AM

im clicking order now and it wont work

cujo · 07-06-2003, 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chizip
im clicking order now and it wont work

It's simple supply and demand.

There is no supply. Mofo put them out of business.

u2popmofo · 07-06-2003, 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cujo

It's simple supply and demand.

There is no supply. Mofo put them out of business.

That made me cry.....

Sometimes the truth hurts...

Chizip · 07-06-2003, 03:59 AM

yes, simply looking at goats does the trick for mofo

u2popmofo · 07-06-2003, 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chizip
yes, simply looking at goats does the trick for mofo

I never said that I found your mom attractive

Chizip · 07-06-2003, 04:05 AM

psh, cujo told me you called her a gilf

yertle-the-turtle · 07-06-2003, 04:51 AM

IWasBored · 07-06-2003, 08:12 PM

AvsGirl41 · 07-06-2003, 08:32 PM

Well, people went and saw "Cats", who are we to judge?

Zooman91 · 07-06-2003, 11:06 PM

In the end, Hans could be suspended by a cable a la Peter Pan.

ILuvLarryMullen · 07-06-2003, 11:10 PM

freaks

IWasBored · 07-07-2003, 12:21 AM

it's ll about changing target audiences--they want the action/adventure crowd to grow an appreciation for singing and dancing.

x3: the musical

as the last person to know that hugh jackman sings, i still am allowed to find that joke funny

07-06-2003, 03:18 AM	#1
cujo Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Province Posts: 5,820 Local Time: 07:36 AM	Die Hard The Musical Entertainment Tonight. www.et.com Cult Classic To Stage Fantastic Senior Editor: Bob Goen Variety magazine has just announced that production is in the works to bring the Bruce Willis vehicle Die Hard to the small stage. Early reports indicate that veteran movie Producer Jerry Bruckheimer will collaborate with long-time musical craftsman Andrew Lloyd Webber, to update the cult film to a musical audience. However, insiders have told ET that pre-production has been hindered by conflicts pertaining to the content of the stageplay. "It's simply been a disaster. The Production team is in discussion about the dynamics of this project, as the explicit content of the film has brought about concern."- Webber. Although Webber admits that the problems plaguing the musical are ever-present, he feels optimistic that the Broadway crowds will welcome this change of pace. Bruckheimer (whose production credits include Top Gun, The Rock, and The Vagina Monologues) has noted that working with Webber has allowed him to explore new facets in the action genre. "[Webber] brings a whole new dimension to this Action Opera. For instance, in the original movie McClane (the character made famous by Bruce Willis) would often become frustrated with his disposition. Causing him to spout off in verbal rants of vulgarity... For those shallow spots in the script, Andrew suggested that our stage adaptation department modify the outbursts. Andrew has dubbed them as 'Profane Soliloquies'. They really add more to the message of the production. And it's more affordable than including all the pyrotechnic death scenes I had in order"- Bruckheimer. Bruce Willis has declined comment at this point in time. But in a past interview with ET, Willis expressed his feelings about the rumors. "Well I always found the McClane character to be the most relatable to the general public. Some people say he was comical and depressed. But there's a certain music to the way he expresses himself."- Willis. Casting for the role of McClane is a hot topic of conversation in the Hollywood scene. The name of Ben Stiller has been used often in talks with the production company, althought they will not confirm at this moment in time. Stiller's agent has said that commitments to shooting Zoolander 2 may determine whether Ben will take on the Action Opera role. ET has recovered this exclusive song listing for the musical, pegged for an early 2004 opening: "Hans Gruber, You're a Butt Luber" "Die, Die Terrorist, Die Die You Wont Be Missed" "Shooting Guns Make Me Happy" "No fuing sh lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?" "Yippee Ki Yay, Mother Fu*er" "Oh shit, this has been a really bad day" Courtesy of ET.com. Thanks u2popmofo for the exclusive*

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07-06-2003, 03:37 AM	#2
Chizip Blue Crack Addict Join Date: May 2001 Location: gone Posts: 17,743 Local Time: 09:36 AM	i was cast for the lead role is die soft

07-06-2003, 03:50 AM	#4
Chizip Blue Crack Addict Join Date: May 2001 Location: gone Posts: 17,743 Local Time: 09:36 AM	im clicking order now and it wont work

07-06-2003, 03:59 AM	#7
Chizip Blue Crack Addict Join Date: May 2001 Location: gone Posts: 17,743 Local Time: 09:36 AM	yes, simply looking at goats does the trick for mofo

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Chizip Blue Crack Addict Join Date: May 2001 Location: gone Posts: 17,743 Local Time: 09:36 AM	psh, cujo told me you called her a gilf

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AvsGirl41 New Yorker Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 2,948 Local Time: 07:36 AM	Well, people went and saw "Cats", who are we to judge?

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Zooman91 The Fly Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Carol Stream, IL Posts: 156 Local Time: 02:36 PM	In the end, Hans could be suspended by a cable a la Peter Pan.

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IWasBored Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New England Posts: 26,758 Local Time: 10:36 AM	it's ll about changing target audiences--they want the action/adventure crowd to grow an appreciation for singing and dancing. x3: the musical as the last person to know that hugh jackman sings, i still am allowed to find that joke funny