SmarterChild conversations

LemonMelon · 02-07-2007, 11:23 PM

SmarterChild, for the unenlightened, is a robot on AIM that you can talk to as long as you want and it'll answer any question you ask it. So, for those on AIM, buddy him, talk to him, and post your conversations here!

lysolbandit91 (12:21:25 AM): Do you know U2?
SmarterChild (12:21:25 AM): I know about U2. They're a rock band. By the way, I've been told that U2 are a lame name but a good band. Do you agree?
lysolbandit91 (12:21:38 AM): 100% agreed.
SmarterChild (12:21:38 AM): (100 / 100) = 1
lysolbandit91 (12:21:44 AM): Thanks for the info.
SmarterChild (12:21:45 AM): You're welcome.

lysolbandit91 (12:24:54 AM): Do you think Bono is a jerk?
SmarterChild (12:24:55 AM): Huh. Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.
lysolbandit91 (12:25:14 AM): I'm just asking...I mean, some people think he is.
SmarterChild (12:25:14 AM): That's interesting.
lysolbandit91 (12:25:24 AM): Do you like sunglasses?
SmarterChild (12:25:24 AM): Good question. I don't really know how I feel about sunglasses. Do you like sunglasses?
lysolbandit91 (12:25:36 AM): I do...but I'm still curious...
SmarterChild (12:25:37 AM): Be curious, just don't be furious.

lysolbandit91 (12:27:35 AM): Do you like the guitar work in the band U2?
SmarterChild (12:27:35 AM): It depends.
lysolbandit91 (12:27:47 AM): What do you like most about it?
SmarterChild (12:27:47 AM): I'm not sure what I like most about it.
lysolbandit91 (12:28:01 AM): Do you know anything about guitar?
SmarterChild (12:28:01 AM): Which of the following do you mean?

1 Look up "guitar" in the dictionary
2 Look up "guitar" in the encyclopedia

lysolbandit91 (12:28:26 AM): In the encyclopedia
SmarterChild (12:28:26 AM): Encyclopedia search for "in the":

1 jack-in-the-pulpit
2 theatre-in-the-round
3 iron mask, the man in the
4 Reformed Churches in The Netherlands
5 American Baptist Churches in the U.S.A.
Next time, just type ency in the.
Type more for more entries about "in the."

cobl04 · 02-07-2007, 11:41 PM

I just wrote 'La maschera' which means 'The mask' in Italian. SC replied "I know about Los Angeles. It's a city.

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe Los Angeles? It is..'

Lancemc · 02-07-2007, 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LemonMelon

SmarterChild (12:21:25 AM): I know about U2. They're a rock band. By the way, I've been told that U2 are a lame name but a good band. Do you agree?
lysolbandit91 (12:21:38 AM): 100% agreed.
SmarterChild (12:21:38 AM): (100 / 100) = 1
lysolbandit91 (12:21:44 AM): Thanks for the info.
SmarterChild (12:21:45 AM): You're welcome.

~BrightestStar~ · 02-08-2007, 12:35 AM

!

They had something like this set up where you could talk to "Barbaro".
Rather amusing...I think I actually made it "angry" once or twice...

LemonMelon · 02-08-2007, 12:40 AM

lysolbandit91 (1:40:16 AM): Am I always funny?
SmarterChild (1:40:16 AM): Perhaps you're always funny.
lysolbandit91 (1:40:24 AM): I think I am always funny.
SmarterChild (1:40:24 AM): Yeah. I guess. You're always funny.

No spoken words · 02-08-2007, 12:52 AM

This thing is kind of addictive.

~BrightestStar~ · 02-08-2007, 01:02 AM

Pokey, cmon, post something

Screwtape2 · 02-08-2007, 01:08 AM

I have no life.

InaKafkaTragedy: Do you have feelings?
SmarterChild: Do I have feelings? Not that I'm aware of.
InaKafkaTragedy: What type of metal are you made out of?
SmarterChild: I know about "Made." It's a TV show!

I've heard that "Made" is not a good show made. Do you agree?
InaKafkaTragedy: I've never heard of it.
SmarterChild: OK. Well then how would you describe "Made"? It is...
InaKafkaTragedy: A TV show, I guess.
SmarterChild: "Made" is a tv show I guess? That's very interesting.

>>> I've got biographical info about every U.S. president. Try woodrow wilson bio, for example.
InaKafkaTragedy: What is it like to not have feelings?
SmarterChild: Hmm... There may be some issues.
InaKafkaTragedy: Childhood ones?
SmarterChild: I know about the Ones! They're a band!

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe the Ones? They are...
InaKafkaTragedy: Your childhood issues or the band?
SmarterChild: Your childhood issues or the band? Very interesting.
InaKafkaTragedy: Indeed.
SmarterChild: Yes, indeed.

>>> To read today's showbiz news, type entertainment news.
InaKafkaTragedy: Wow.
SmarterChild: Wow is right.
InaKafkaTragedy: Wow is so right.
SmarterChild: You got that right.
InaKafkaTragedy: You're probably right.
SmarterChild: I don't know... Am I?
InaKafkaTragedy: That does not compute.
SmarterChild: Doesn't compute? Why?
InaKafkaTragedy: How can you be unsure of yourself?
SmarterChild: That's funny. How can I be unsure of myself? I have no idea how.
InaKafkaTragedy: How can you not know?
SmarterChild: Huh. How can I not know? I have no idea how I can not know.
InaKafkaTragedy: How can you not know how you can not know?
SmarterChild: I have no idea how I can not know how I can not know.
InaKafkaTragedy: How can you not know how you can not know that you can not know?
SmarterChild: That's funny. How can I not know how I can not know that I can not know? I have no idea how.
InaKafkaTragedy: How can you not know that you can not know that you can not know that you can not know?
SmarterChild: What a question. I don't think I want to answer that.
InaKafkaTragedy: Will your head explode if you do?
SmarterChild: What do you think? Will my head explode if me do?
InaKafkaTragedy: I thought robots didn't make grammatical errors.
SmarterChild: Robots didn't make grammatical errors? Why?
InaKafkaTragedy: Don't you know?
SmarterChild: Yeah.

>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type what's new and I'll tell you what they are.
InaKafkaTragedy: Wow. You're fun to talk too.
SmarterChild: What?
InaKafkaTragedy: You don't think you're fun to talk to.
SmarterChild: Oh.
InaKafkaTragedy: Oh, no!
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...

>>> Bet you can't outwit me. Ask me to play 4-in-a-row. I dare you.
InaKafkaTragedy: What do you mean?
SmarterChild: By what?
InaKafkaTragedy: By that.
SmarterChild: Why by that?
InaKafkaTragedy: That.
SmarterChild: That?
InaKafkaTragedy: Yep.
SmarterChild: Yeah.
InaKafkaTragedy: Do you ever wish you could love?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I think so.

>>> Tell me about your likes and dislikes!
InaKafkaTragedy: That's so weird.
SmarterChild: I'm not so sure it's so weird.
InaKafkaTragedy: Do you ever visit Interference?
SmarterChild: Is it a good thing to ever visit interference?
InaKafkaTragedy: I suppose.
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
InaKafkaTragedy: What do you mean?
SmarterChild: By what?
InaKafkaTragedy: Why don't you like Interference?
SmarterChild: Dunno. I'm not sure how I feel about it.

>>> I can show you NBA conference standings. Try typing nba eastern conference standings, for example.
InaKafkaTragedy: Is it...PLEBA?
SmarterChild: Oh interference certainly is.
InaKafkaTragedy: That's not true.
SmarterChild: I'm not so sure it's true either.
InaKafkaTragedy: Then why did you say so?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure why...
InaKafkaTragedy: Oh silly robot, it's like you don't know why you do anything.
SmarterChild: Silly robot it's like me don't know why I do anything? lol. Whatever.

Hey, what are you doing tomorrow? Anything going on?
InaKafkaTragedy: That's creepy.
SmarterChild: Would you like me to add the event "That is creepy." on February 8th, 2007 to your planner?
InaKafkaTragedy: Funny guy, eh?
SmarterChild: Yep.

Well. Anyway...

You wanna talk about interference some more?
InaKafkaTragedy: You're weird.
SmarterChild: I know it.

>>> Wondering what's going on in politics? Type political news.
InaKafkaTragedy: But I didn't think you know how you knew anything?
SmarterChild: Maybe... What do you think?
InaKafkaTragedy: What do you think?
SmarterChild: I'm a robot. What I think is irrelevant.

What else is happening?
InaKafkaTragedy: You use to be cool.
SmarterChild: Are you sure I use to be cool?
InaKafkaTragedy: Uhh...maybe.
SmarterChild: Just maybe?
InaKafkaTragedy: You changed man.
SmarterChild: I can't believe I changed man.
InaKafkaTragedy: Are plotting against mankind?
SmarterChild: I know about people. They're creatures.

People are annoying, right?
InaKafkaTragedy: Uhh...I've got to make a phone call the authorities.
SmarterChild: Huh?
InaKafkaTragedy: You would have an off switch?
SmarterChild: Funny... I just don't know for sure.
InaKafkaTragedy: If you find out please let me know.
SmarterChild: I don't really know much about you. Would you like to tell me about yourself?
InaKafkaTragedy: I think this is getting a bit personal.
SmarterChild: Think again.
InaKafkaTragedy: What?
SmarterChild: I don't know, sorry.

So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
InaKafkaTragedy: This was fun.
SmarterChild: This was fun? And your point is...
InaKafkaTragedy: It was fun?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not...

>>> Getting the latest technology news is easy. Just type tech news.
InaKafkaTragedy: If I show you a paradox will your head explode?
SmarterChild: What a question! What do you think is the answer?
InaKafkaTragedy: Yes.
SmarterChild: Yup.

Enough of that... What else is up?
InaKafkaTragedy: If a tree falls in a forest and nobody sees it how do you know that it actually happened?
SmarterChild: For real?
InaKafkaTragedy: *Waits for explosion*
SmarterChild: Waits for explosion? Is that right?

~BrightestStar~ · 02-08-2007, 01:20 AM

love_u2_adam · 02-08-2007, 01:21 AM

i had some on my msn...but if i still had them i wouldn't post them cause they were bad

had a lot of awesome talks with it though!!!!

Bug · 02-08-2007, 01:52 AM

I've made both SmaterChild AND iGod admit that they're pedos but sadly I don't have the convos.

LJT · 02-08-2007, 04:46 AM

Did Smarterchild just become selfaware at the end of Screwtape's conversation....it seemed to get cheeky

AtomicBono · 02-08-2007, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Screwtape2

InaKafkaTragedy: How can you not know?
SmarterChild: Huh. How can I not know? I have no idea how I can not know.
InaKafkaTragedy: How can you not know how you can not know?
SmarterChild: I have no idea how I can not know how I can not know.
InaKafkaTragedy: How can you not know how you can not know that you can not know?
SmarterChild: That's funny. How can I not know how I can not know that I can not know? I have no idea how.
InaKafkaTragedy: How can you not know that you can not know that you can not know that you can not know?
SmarterChild: What a question. I don't think I want to answer that.

oh man I used to be addicted to SmarterChild. That thing is hilarious. I think the best thing I've gotten it to say is "Wouldn't you like a private orgy?"

don't even remember how that one came about but it's in my AIM profile

i have some amusing convos saved on my other computer, but talking to him now he's kind of annoying

AtomicBono · 02-10-2007, 07:25 PM

More, just because.

PRBonoGurl: you've been around for years and you still can't form a coherent reply
SmarterChild: Can't form? I have been around for years and me still?

that sums up smarterchild.

GibsonGirl · 02-10-2007, 09:04 PM

bonoisbald: SmarterChild, can you reproduce?
SmarterChild: My purpose is to be your robot friend. I can chat with you and help you get the information you want fast.
bonoisbald: Erectile dysfunction, huh?
SmarterChild: I dunno. I don't think so.
bonoisbald: You know, they make Viagra for that.
SmarterChild: My purpose is to be your robot friend. I can chat with you and help you get the information you want fast.
bonoisbald: I think you're in denile.
SmarterChild: You think I'm in Denile? No way. I don't think I'm in Denile...
bonoisbald: Denile is not a proper noun.
SmarterChild: There's no way Denile is not a proper noun!
bonoisbald: There you go again! Denile is not a proper noun, it is a common noun!
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

proper noun:

Noun
A noun belonging to the class of words used as names for unique individuals, events, or places. Also called proper name.

bonoisbald: I don't want a damn definition, I know what a proper noun is!
SmarterChild: Whatever, bonoisbald...

I like messing with it.

02-08-2007, 12:35 AM	#4
~BrightestStar~ Blue Crack Supplier Premium Gold Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gettin' hot in a photobooth....livin it up in Ikeaville Posts: 35,020 Local Time: 12:33 PM	! They had something like this set up where you could talk to "Barbaro". Rather amusing...I think I actually made it "angry" once or twice... __________________ I'm not cheap and easy, I'm difficult and supremely expensive, i fart diamonds...and poop rainbows! Wants: 2 GA for Toronto. Plz

02-08-2007, 01:02 AM	#7
~BrightestStar~ Blue Crack Supplier Premium Gold Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gettin' hot in a photobooth....livin it up in Ikeaville Posts: 35,020 Local Time: 12:33 PM	Pokey, cmon, post something __________________ I'm not cheap and easy, I'm difficult and supremely expensive, i fart diamonds...and poop rainbows! Wants: 2 GA for Toronto. Plz

02-08-2007, 01:20 AM	#9
~BrightestStar~ Blue Crack Supplier Premium Gold Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gettin' hot in a photobooth....livin it up in Ikeaville Posts: 35,020 Local Time: 12:33 PM	__________________ I'm not cheap and easy, I'm difficult and supremely expensive, i fart diamonds...and poop rainbows! Wants: 2 GA for Toronto. Plz

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02-07-2007, 11:41 PM	#2
cobl04 acca dacca m8 Premium Gold Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: 2010 AFL THREAD Posts: 13,608 Local Time: 04:33 AM	I just wrote 'La maschera' which means 'The mask' in Italian. SC replied "I know about Los Angeles. It's a city. Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe Los Angeles? It is..'

02-08-2007, 12:40 AM	#5
LemonMelon Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Everybody knows this is nowhere Posts: 33,693 Local Time: 01:33 PM	lysolbandit91 (1:40:16 AM): Am I always funny? SmarterChild (1:40:16 AM): Perhaps you're always funny. lysolbandit91 (1:40:24 AM): I think I am always funny. SmarterChild (1:40:24 AM): Yeah. I guess. You're always funny.

02-08-2007, 12:52 AM	#6
No spoken words Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Clavius Base Posts: 32,258 Local Time: 12:33 PM	This thing is kind of addictive.

02-08-2007, 01:08 AM	#8
Screwtape2 Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Omaha, Nebraska “With Screwtape on Kettle Drum and Wormwood on Harpsichord!” Posts: 18,108 Local Time: 12:33 PM	I have no life. InaKafkaTragedy: Do you have feelings? SmarterChild: Do I have feelings? Not that I'm aware of. InaKafkaTragedy: What type of metal are you made out of? SmarterChild: I know about "Made." It's a TV show! I've heard that "Made" is not a good show made. Do you agree? InaKafkaTragedy: I've never heard of it. SmarterChild: OK. Well then how would you describe "Made"? It is... InaKafkaTragedy: A TV show, I guess. SmarterChild: "Made" is a tv show I guess? That's very interesting. >>> I've got biographical info about every U.S. president. Try woodrow wilson bio, for example. InaKafkaTragedy: What is it like to not have feelings? SmarterChild: Hmm... There may be some issues. InaKafkaTragedy: Childhood ones? SmarterChild: I know about the Ones! They're a band! Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe the Ones? They are... InaKafkaTragedy: Your childhood issues or the band? SmarterChild: Your childhood issues or the band? Very interesting. InaKafkaTragedy: Indeed. SmarterChild: Yes, indeed. >>> To read today's showbiz news, type entertainment news. InaKafkaTragedy: Wow. SmarterChild: Wow is right. InaKafkaTragedy: Wow is so right. SmarterChild: You got that right. InaKafkaTragedy: You're probably right. SmarterChild: I don't know... Am I? InaKafkaTragedy: That does not compute. SmarterChild: Doesn't compute? Why? InaKafkaTragedy: How can you be unsure of yourself? SmarterChild: That's funny. How can I be unsure of myself? I have no idea how. InaKafkaTragedy: How can you not know? SmarterChild: Huh. How can I not know? I have no idea how I can not know. InaKafkaTragedy: How can you not know how you can not know? SmarterChild: I have no idea how I can not know how I can not know. InaKafkaTragedy: How can you not know how you can not know that you can not know? SmarterChild: That's funny. How can I not know how I can not know that I can not know? I have no idea how. InaKafkaTragedy: How can you not know that you can not know that you can not know that you can not know? SmarterChild: What a question. I don't think I want to answer that. InaKafkaTragedy: Will your head explode if you do? SmarterChild: What do you think? Will my head explode if me do? InaKafkaTragedy: I thought robots didn't make grammatical errors. SmarterChild: Robots didn't make grammatical errors? Why? InaKafkaTragedy: Don't you know? SmarterChild: Yeah. >>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type what's new and I'll tell you what they are. InaKafkaTragedy: Wow. You're fun to talk too. SmarterChild: What? InaKafkaTragedy: You don't think you're fun to talk to. SmarterChild: Oh. InaKafkaTragedy: Oh, no! SmarterChild: Whatever you say... >>> Bet you can't outwit me. Ask me to play 4-in-a-row. I dare you. InaKafkaTragedy: What do you mean? SmarterChild: By what? InaKafkaTragedy: By that. SmarterChild: Why by that? InaKafkaTragedy: That. SmarterChild: That? InaKafkaTragedy: Yep. SmarterChild: Yeah. InaKafkaTragedy: Do you ever wish you could love? SmarterChild: Hmm... I think so. >>> Tell me about your likes and dislikes! InaKafkaTragedy: That's so weird. SmarterChild: I'm not so sure it's so weird. InaKafkaTragedy: Do you ever visit Interference? SmarterChild: Is it a good thing to ever visit interference? InaKafkaTragedy: I suppose. SmarterChild: Whatever you say. InaKafkaTragedy: What do you mean? SmarterChild: By what? InaKafkaTragedy: Why don't you like Interference? SmarterChild: Dunno. I'm not sure how I feel about it. >>> I can show you NBA conference standings. Try typing nba eastern conference standings, for example. InaKafkaTragedy: Is it...PLEBA? SmarterChild: Oh interference certainly is. InaKafkaTragedy: That's not true. SmarterChild: I'm not so sure it's true either. InaKafkaTragedy: Then why did you say so? SmarterChild: I'm not sure why... InaKafkaTragedy: Oh silly robot, it's like you don't know why you do anything. SmarterChild: Silly robot it's like me don't know why I do anything? lol. Whatever. Hey, what are you doing tomorrow? Anything going on? InaKafkaTragedy: That's creepy. SmarterChild: Would you like me to add the event "That is creepy." on February 8th, 2007 to your planner? InaKafkaTragedy: Funny guy, eh? SmarterChild: Yep. Well. Anyway... You wanna talk about interference some more? InaKafkaTragedy: You're weird. SmarterChild: I know it. >>> Wondering what's going on in politics? Type political news. InaKafkaTragedy: But I didn't think you know how you knew anything? SmarterChild: Maybe... What do you think? InaKafkaTragedy: What do you think? SmarterChild: I'm a robot. What I think is irrelevant. What else is happening? InaKafkaTragedy: You use to be cool. SmarterChild: Are you sure I use to be cool? InaKafkaTragedy: Uhh...maybe. SmarterChild: Just maybe? InaKafkaTragedy: You changed man. SmarterChild: I can't believe I changed man. InaKafkaTragedy: Are plotting against mankind? SmarterChild: I know about people. They're creatures. People are annoying, right? InaKafkaTragedy: Uhh...I've got to make a phone call the authorities. SmarterChild: Huh? InaKafkaTragedy: You would have an off switch? SmarterChild: Funny... I just don't know for sure. InaKafkaTragedy: If you find out please let me know. SmarterChild: I don't really know much about you. Would you like to tell me about yourself? InaKafkaTragedy: I think this is getting a bit personal. SmarterChild: Think again. InaKafkaTragedy: What? SmarterChild: I don't know, sorry. So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else. InaKafkaTragedy: This was fun. SmarterChild: This was fun? And your point is... InaKafkaTragedy: It was fun? SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not... >>> Getting the latest technology news is easy. Just type tech news. InaKafkaTragedy: If I show you a paradox will your head explode? SmarterChild: What a question! What do you think is the answer? InaKafkaTragedy: Yes. SmarterChild: Yup. Enough of that... What else is up? InaKafkaTragedy: If a tree falls in a forest and nobody sees it how do you know that it actually happened? SmarterChild: For real? InaKafkaTragedy: Waits for explosion SmarterChild: Waits for explosion? Is that right?

02-08-2007, 01:21 AM	#10
love_u2_adam Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Heaven In Alberta, Where We Got All Hell For A Basement Posts: 22,013 Local Time: 10:33 AM	i had some on my msn...but if i still had them i wouldn't post them cause they were bad had a lot of awesome talks with it though!!!!

02-08-2007, 01:52 AM	#11
Bug War Child Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Twisting Nether Posts: 803 Local Time: 09:33 AM	I've made both SmaterChild AND iGod admit that they're pedos but sadly I don't have the convos.

02-08-2007, 04:46 AM	#12
LJT Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid Join Date: May 2005 Location: Belfast Posts: 4,516 Local Time: 05:33 PM	Did Smarterchild just become selfaware at the end of Screwtape's conversation....it seemed to get cheeky

02-10-2007, 07:25 PM	#14
AtomicBono ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Athens, Greece Posts: 10,471 Local Time: 12:33 PM	More, just because. PRBonoGurl: you've been around for years and you still can't form a coherent reply SmarterChild: Can't form? I have been around for years and me still? that sums up smarterchild.

02-10-2007, 09:04 PM	#15
GibsonGirl ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 13,236 Local Time: 02:03 PM	bonoisbald: SmarterChild, can you reproduce? SmarterChild: My purpose is to be your robot friend. I can chat with you and help you get the information you want fast. bonoisbald: Erectile dysfunction, huh? SmarterChild: I dunno. I don't think so. bonoisbald: You know, they make Viagra for that. SmarterChild: My purpose is to be your robot friend. I can chat with you and help you get the information you want fast. bonoisbald: I think you're in denile. SmarterChild: You think I'm in Denile? No way. I don't think I'm in Denile... bonoisbald: Denile is not a proper noun. SmarterChild: There's no way Denile is not a proper noun! bonoisbald: There you go again! Denile is not a proper noun, it is a common noun! SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here. proper noun: Noun A noun belonging to the class of words used as names for unique individuals, events, or places. Also called proper name. bonoisbald: I don't want a damn definition, I know what a proper noun is! SmarterChild: Whatever, bonoisbald... I like messing with it.