Wendy-cum-Jolly, Hertfordshire Superthread - Page 41

Axver · 07-20-2008, 11:54 PM

I bet that in a couple of weeks, this news will have mutated into the SLOTH World Tour. Instead of a heart or an ellipse, the floor the arena is divided into sections by walkways that, from above, look like they form a sloth skeletal structure ...

bono_212 · 07-20-2008, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Axver

I bet that in a couple of weeks, this news will have mutated into the SLOTH World Tour. Instead of a heart or an ellipse, the floor the arena is divided into sections by walkways that, from above, look like they form a sloth skeletal structure ...

But..But..what about that seat I purchased from the banner ads inside the A-Bomb?

RavenBlue · 07-20-2008, 11:58 PM

The album will be call Nloth. Rumours are the first single will be called Wasp Spackle Pants!

Axver · 07-21-2008, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by bono_212

But..But..what about that seat I purchased from the banner ads inside the A-Bomb?

You will be compensated with a ticket of equal* value.

*Whatever is available in the nosebleeds, sucker.

bono_212 · 07-21-2008, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Axver

You will be compensated with a ticket of equal* value.

*Whatever is available in the nosebleeds, sucker.

MOTHER ****er. I'ma shank someone.

RavenBlue · 07-21-2008, 12:03 AM

Slothmart?

**KhanadaRhodes** · 07-21-2008, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Axver

I bet that in a couple of weeks, this news will have mutated into the SLOTH World Tour. Instead of a heart or an ellipse, the floor the arena is divided into sections by walkways that, from above, look like they form a sloth skeletal structure ...

slow loris on the horizon?

Axver · 07-21-2008, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by RavenBlue

Slothmart?

I'm kind worried, though. This tour could have a very slothful schedule ...

bono_212 · 07-21-2008, 12:07 AM

Oh no, have we resorted to puns again?

**KhanadaRhodes** · 07-21-2008, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by bono_212

Oh no, have we resorted to puns again?

when do we not?

phillyfan26 · 07-21-2008, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by RavenBlue

U2-HQ

Maybe they could incorporate Hanover Quay studios into the album art somehow. Especially considering it may be the last record they do there

It's not like Hanover Quay's Abbey Road or anything.

LemonMelon · 07-21-2008, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Axver

I'm kind worried, though. This tour could have a very slothful schedule ...

Australia only, this time out?

Axver · 07-21-2008, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by KhanadaRhodes

slow loris on the horizon?

That'll be the stadium leg through southeast Asia, with 3 back-to-back gigs in Slowloris-ville, Indonesia.

Axver · 07-21-2008, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by LemonMelon

Australia only, this time out?

Forget eight gigs in NYC. This time it's eight gigs at the pub in Tittybong, Victoria.

... because U2 are too slothful to pay their bar tab ...

RavenBlue · 07-21-2008, 12:14 AM

Are they going to have a big inflatable sloth that will bounce throughout the slothhole (aka the ellipse)

07-20-2008, 11:54 PM	#601
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07-20-2008, 11:58 PM	#603
RavenBlue ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: The majestic Canuckian wilderness Posts: 14,599 Local Time: 10:08 AM	The album will be call Nloth. Rumours are the first single will be called Wasp Spackle Pants!

07-21-2008, 12:03 AM	#606
RavenBlue ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: The majestic Canuckian wilderness Posts: 14,599 Local Time: 10:08 AM	Slothmart?

07-21-2008, 12:14 AM	#615
RavenBlue ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: The majestic Canuckian wilderness Posts: 14,599 Local Time: 10:08 AM	Are they going to have a big inflatable sloth that will bounce throughout the slothhole (aka the ellipse)